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Friday, August 21, 2026

The CDC informs: "Public health officials in several states are investigating a multistate outbreak of E. coli and Salmonella infections linked to alfalfa sprouts; at least 55 people have been stricken, mostly in Wisconsin and Minnesota."

"America has the safest food supply in the world."

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-21 05:52 PM | Reply

"Hear ye, hear ye, gather my words and be of good cheer!

For spreading plague, famine, poverty, and heresy throughout America, the condemned, Dummkopf Trumpf, is hereby sentenced to a cleansing ritual of ancient penalties and pains; the Devil's consort shall then be deeply buried in an unmarked grave in un-secrated soil.

Praise our good fortune and spread these glad tidings!"


"Pray pass me the salt, my good fellow."

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-21 06:27 PM | Reply

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