Russia Murders 16 With IDF-Style Double-Tap in Kiev Mall

"Hey, Bibi, thanks for showing me the double-tap technique you use on the defenseless Palestinians in Gaza. Works like a charm on the Ukrainians!"

"No sweat, Vlad. Thanks for trying to sell me stolen Ukrainian grains last April."

"Well, I tried Bibi. You're the type of Jew I can do business with, unlike that %@#^&* Volodomir Zelensky in Kiev."

"Zelensky's Jewish?"

The ICC indicted and issued international arrest warrants for Russian President Vladimir Putin (17 Mar 2023) and Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu (21 Nov 2024) for alleged war crimes against the people of Ukraine and Gaza.

These indictments are merely allegations. To ensure a fair trial for both international fugitives, Vladimir Putin and Benjamin Netanyahu must both be presumed innocent until they are proven guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt at an international tribunal to be held for them at the Hague at a future date.

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