You probably haven't fully absorbed it yet, as you wander aimlessly through the wreckage of your glorious new East Wing, and lash out at Susie Wiles as therapy, but you were just fired by the American people. Yep. Fired. That 13 percent margin of victory for the not-exactly popular Democrats? That's a once-in-a-century margin. That's the biggest public repudiation of any party since the 1974 Watergate election. You have to go back to 1926 to find a margin that's bigger. That makes you a once-in-a-century loser, sir. I've seen this for a decade now, Mr President, but you don't read, of course, so let me reprise what so many of your voters now finally, finally see. You're a liar and a conman who preys on the weak and the poor. You've made the GOP toxic for an entire generation, and divided it into warring factions that are just kicking into internecine gear. The gains you and your party made with Hispanics, blacks, and other minorities in 2024 have been wiped clean.