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".... that's like Boeing taking the battery cables off of a whistleblower's nipples. Ain't gonna happen."

"Comedian Tony Hinchcliffe whose
performance really pissed a lot of
people off... which is strange considering
he employed the typically bulletproof
strategy of insulting Puerto Ricans
while in New York

in case you don't know
Ton's mostly known for being host of a
popular podcast where he listens to
overly confident comedians deliver
underwritten shock value jokes for a
while and then he tells them that they
suck and should quit forever

it's always
nice when the Universe plays a Uno
reverse card am I right

a lot of Tony
success is attributed to his
relationship with Joe Rogan

so for any
fans of Chaos Theory out there that
means that one night at The Comedy Store
15 20 years ago a profoundly stoned Joe
Rogan thought to himself

that guy sounds
super gay but he says he's not gay
that's hilarious

and as a direct result
of him thinking that... now Puerto Ricans
might elect a black woman president

butterfly wings ain't got [ __ ] on that
y'all"

(note: PR doesn't have electoral votes, but PR's with US residency can vote in their state.)