"Gabbard, reportedly desperate to repair her standing with Trump after being "excoriated" and excluded from recent meetings, suddenly demanded Bondi investigate what she called a "treasonous conspiracy" by Obama officials regarding the 2016 Russia investigation.

The move caught Bondi completely off-guard, the sources told The New York Times. Fresh off a nasty fight with top FBI officials over the mess regarding her announcement that an Epstein client list didn't exist, the attorney general was given "little warning" that Gabbard was about to dump the Obama investigation in her lap, sources said."

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"She's, like, hotter than everybody. She's the hottest one in the room right now," Trump declared at a White House event Tuesday, signaling Gabbard was back in his good graces after her diversionary attack relieved pressure from the "never-ending Epstein file crisis."

Who needs South Park?

Distractions don't require evidence. In this case, they just require setting a False Premise that no one ever offered to begin with.