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Every aging dictator, every long-in-the-tooth autocrat, every once-terrifying strongman eventually feels the cold hand of Death reaching out to tap them on the shoulder and whisper, "It's time."

We all understand mortality. It's the constant of the human condition, the endless winner of billions of lives, even that of the Dear Leaders whose rule seemed eternal.

We don't spend enough time on how much chaos and blood comes after that tap in the Generallismo's shoulder, on the inevitable collapse of systems built around a single man entail.

#1 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-02 04:51 PM | Reply

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The leader dies, weakens, is defeated politically or militarily, or even loses a step, and the entire structure that pretended to be a unified movement reveals itself as what it really was all along: a feeding frenzy for sycophants who think they were born to inherit the throne. The pressure cooker of autocratic systems rewards fealty, loyalty, public and private obeisance.

If you want to understand what is coming for MAGA as Donald Trump ages and declines, you start there.

#2 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-02 04:53 PM | Reply

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Let me put some of that classical education to work, and spin the wheels of the wayback machine to imperial Rome, where they workshopped the strongman genre two thousand years before Trump ever picked up a Sharpie or a Big Mac.

When Nero killed himself in 68 AD, there was no chance of a smooth handoff. I'm sure Romans thought, "Hey, finally ... Emperor Loco is gone and things will settle down.

Nope. The empire plunged into the "Year of the Four Emperors," a twelve-month blender in which Galba, Otho, Vitellius, and finally Vespasian took turns claiming the purple, whacking rivals, and playing the game to its bloody hilt.

Each had troops, money, and a story about why he was the true heir of Augustus. The Praetorian Guard switched sides, provincial legions proclaimed their own favorites, and loyalty to Nero's sacred person evaporated in about five minutes.

For years, Rome had told itself that the emperor was the living embodiment of the state. Statues, ceremonies, language of divinity, the whole package. The moment he was gone, all that mystique converted back into raw math: who can pay the soldiers, feed the mob, and keep his neck out of the executioner's hands.

That is the first hard lesson. The louder a system insists that only one man can embody the nation, the less prepared it is for the day that man disappears. The court that spent years flattering him is suddenly full of men who see an empty chair they crave beyond words and reason.

Roll forward a millennium and change the costumes. The dynamic is the same.

#3 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-02 04:55 PM | Reply

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In medieval and early-modern Europe, the death of a king was less a constitutional process than a high-stakes reality show. Every court had its factions around sons, nephews, queens, favorites, and warlords. The Wars of the Roses in England were one long, bloody reminder that once "divine right" is attached to a bloodline instead of an office, every cousin with a sword and a herald (the medieval equivalent of a TikTok influencer on staff) has an argument for the throne.

The Ottomans solved this problem their own way. New sultans often began their reign by quietly strangling their brothers, because they understood exactly what ambitious princelings do once the old man is gone. "Succession planning," in that context, meant the Court Strangler had a job to do.

Strip the tapestry and incense away and you see a familiar pattern. Everyone closest to the throne claims perfect loyalty while the king is strong. Everyone closest to the throne also runs an internal calculation about what happens after his last breath. They are not there by accident. They got close because they like power, and they plan to keep it.

The twentieth century dressed the same story in ideological uniforms and party titles.

Stalin's death in 1953 did not produce a smooth, dignified transition to the next "wise leader of the working class."

It produced a cage match in the Politburo. Stalin left no clear successor, only a terror machine and a room full of men who had survived him by being ruthless and cautious in equal measure.


History may not repeat itself exactly, but often times it sure does rhyme.

#4 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-02 05:28 PM | Reply

#4 Flag: Palate cleanser ...

I will take my time this time
I'm gonna make a
Rhyme this time
I'll ring the bell this time
The dreaming's over
I'm gonna sing "Gotta Wing" this time

:-)

#5 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-02 05:34 PM | Reply

There will be a power vacuum in the Guardians of Pedophiles with dozens of wannabe successors all battling to be just as awful a person as he is.

It could be an opportunity for a reset of them to move back to a normal political party but I doubt that will happen. It will be a race to the bottom.

#6 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-12-03 10:07 AM | Reply

This is, of course, a big problem.

We know that those at the top support Trump in a purely transactional capacity while the idiots in the base genuinely believe.

The only potential saving grace that could set us apart from history is that they may not latch on to a successor as tightly as they have to Trump.

We can only hope.

As for an additional comment on when Trump dies, I still think we'll see story after story of people being arrested for spitting on his corpse if he's laid in state (God I hope he's not honored in that way). Or possibly even worse...

#7 | Posted by jpw at 2025-12-03 11:29 AM | Reply

#7 | Posted by jpw

His grave will be among the top graves in the world to be urinated on.

Maybe he'll get buried like he buried Ivana: no better than a family pet

#8 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-12-03 11:55 AM | Reply

Haikus by Don,Jr.

By Will Stephen

New Yorker Magazine 2017

Slick wood and slick hair.
Striped suits,chairs,Fiji bottles.
I love cool meetings.

My name is Donald
Trump, Jr., the son of of Pres-
ident Trump. K, biatch?

A Presidents boy.
Maybe one day. President?
No. I'm apprentice.

"You're fired" I told them.
They left. My Secret Service.
In peace, I collude.

Buildings are the best.
With elevators and glass.
So cool. So cool. Chyeah.

On Election Night,
Dad hugged Jared. I was pissed.
No hug since '02.

The White House. It's real.
I thought it exploded in
"Independence Day."

A crowd cheers for Dad.
My eyes close.I guess it's
For my cute hairdo.

My dad is so smart.
"Rocket Man" "little Marco."
I'm just "Don." That's fine.

America First.
Hell yes. Badass. So baller.
I have five children.

"Kim Jong Un's a bitch.
I tell Dad that, and he nods.
"Yep." No eye contact.

Aboard Air Force One,
We are kings. On my Ipad,
I watch "Neighbors 2.

Eric is my friend.
Ivanka and Jared, too.
My dad is too---cool.

So I testified.
Who cares. My fingers were crossed.
The whole time, biatch.

Seth Rogan trolled me.
On Twitter. I'm...confused. Sad.
I love him so much.

God, I miss college.
Beer bongs. Beer pong. Every night,
I would piss my slacks.

Sometimes I miss them.
My Secret Service. Cold. Still,
At least they were there.

That little boy who
Mowed the White House lawn for Dad---
What makes him so great?

#9 | Posted by senorcleavage at 2025-12-03 08:44 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

[Dummkopf Trumpf's] grave will be among the top graves in the world to be urinated on.
Maybe he'll get buried like he buried Ivana: no better than a family pet

#8 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-12-03 11:55 AM | Reply | Flag: "I heard that!"


#10 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-04 02:58 AM | Reply

His grave will become the largest unisex bathroom in the world.

#11 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-12-04 07:16 AM | Reply

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