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Saturday, January 10, 2026

Nasa has said it will return a four-person crew aboard the International Space Station (ISS), cutting short their mission a month early because of a "serious medical condition" affecting one of the astronauts.

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A 'serious medical condition' with an astronaut aboard the International Space Station led NASA to bring the whole crew back to Earth months earlier than planned, the first such emergency return in the orbiting laboratory's 25-year history, officials said reut.rs/4qMhOOZ

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-- Reuters (@reuters.com) Jan 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM

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Poop related. 5 bucks

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-01-08 11:06 PM | Reply

... "This is not an emergency evacuation," said a Nasa official, adding: "We always err on the side of the astronaut's health." ...

Good.

Get them back to Earth.

#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-08 11:21 PM | Reply

I wonder which of the DEI hires is sick?

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-01-08 11:26 PM | Reply

... "This is not an emergency evacuation," said a Nasa official, adding: "We always err on the side of the astronaut's health." ...
Good.
Get them back to Earth.
#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-08 11:21 PM

For you, Lamp: Third Eye - Right Out There 1991

#4 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-01-08 11:37 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

@#4

Lyrics excerpt ...

genius.com

...
Moving on the floor now, ain't ever gonna stop
Life's so short, man, I can't stop
I gotta do my ----, get the ---- out of here
Fly home and drink a German beer

Through my third eye, I got the sixth sense
I knew that this was meant to be the end
And the last and the Alpha
And Omega, she was talking
...

[bleeping mine]



#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-09 12:06 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

... 'Medical Condition'...

fwiw, I was scheduled for an operation back in November (nothing serious).

Then I got an email telling me that the operation had to be re-scheduled because the surgeon ~went on unexpected medical leave.~

Stuff happens.


#6 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-10 11:24 PM | Reply

Poop related. 5 bucks

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

begrudgingly fpbp.
probably the special toilet got plugged. You know, the special toilet just for her.

#7 | Posted by john_savage1 at 2026-01-11 01:03 AM | Reply

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