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Monday, January 19, 2026

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It could be a Monty Python skit from forty years ago: A demented U.S. president demands the Nobel Peace Prize (which he initially spells "Noble"), after converting the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War, sending troops into American cities, threatening Canada, and abducting the president of a Latin American country by force.

When he doesn't get the Prize, he says he's no longer in favor of peace and decides to invade Greenland. When Greenland refuses him, and Denmark and the rest of Europe make a fuss, he goes into a rage, raises tariffs on Europe (which are really import taxes that cost Americans dearly) and threatens war on NATO. The president of Russia is delighted.

#1 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-19 05:30 PM | Reply

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Can't you see it? Eric Idle plays the American president " full of himself and utterly off his rocker. John Cleese is the hapless Latin American president who's abducted. Terry Gilliam is the incredulous head of Greenland. Terry Jones plays the righteous leader of Denmark, and Michael Palin the whacky but triumphant president of Russia.

#2 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-19 05:31 PM | Reply

"No one expects the MAGA Inquisition!".

#3 | Posted by Corky at 2026-01-19 06:49 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Make America Go Away!

#4 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-01-19 06:51 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

- Jonas Gahr Sto/re, PM, Norway

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2026-01-19 07:09 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

The Death of Stalin is one hilarious movie.

#6 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-01-19 09:30 PM | Reply

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