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Monday, March 23, 2026

LA PLATA, Md. - A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in La Plata. What we know: Dayton James Webber, 27, of La Plata is accused of shooting and killing Bradrick Michael Wells, 27, of Waldorf during an argument. Police say Webber was in his Tesla SUV when he shot Wells in the passenger seat. He then pulled over and asked two backseat passengers to help pull Wells out of the car. They refused and got out of the car before calling the police. Webber then fled the scene with Wells still in the car.

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No no it wasn't CornHolio.

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Ok, armless legless HOW THE FUCK DID HE PULL THE TRIGGER YOU FUCKING RETARD.

Jesus christ just fucking kill yourself. I don't care how. Just do it.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-23 08:27 PM | Reply

Headline of the decade...

#2 | Posted by South_American at 2026-03-23 10:39 PM | Reply

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