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Saturday, May 02, 2026

The world's largest aircraft carrier, the USS Gerald R Ford, will be heading home following a record-setting deployment of more than 300 days ...

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"The USS Gerald R. Ford, at sea for 10 months, is in dire need of repair."

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-- Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) Apr 29, 2026 at 1:53 PM

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Bridge and power plant day has been postponed.

The orange chomo is looking for any way out now. He will give away the store and take a victory lap.

#1 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-05-01 08:24 AM | Reply

A good animal trainer can get an animal to perform as desired (or adjusts the act accordingly). Putin hasn't trained Old Yeller to be a perimeter patroller. Vlad wanted a lapdog, and that's what he got.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-01 08:32 AM | Reply

Bridge and power plant day has been postponed.

They don't need Photo Prop for that anyway. Or much of anything else.

When Israel ordered the US "civilization destroying" air assault on Iran, Photo Prop was 1,400 miles away in Croatia getting its washing machine fixed and "entertaining" local dignitaries.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-01 01:21 PM | Reply

Yeah it's too easy to track now what with the trail of brown poopy water it leaves behind it in its wake.

#4 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-02 11:56 AM | Reply

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