"These are the times that try men's souls.

But he who dares not offend dare not be honest.
My fellow Americans, ask not if we hold these truths to be self-evident.
Ask what you can do to avoid taxation.

For the only thing we have to fear is that everybody's gone surfin'.
Surfin' USA.

Oh, say, can you see that I have a dream of a new nation, under God, easily divisible, with liberty and justice for all." - Abraham Washington, 1776.

250 years ago, a group of illiterate men would gather in these hallowed halls to scribble down what historians can now only assume were words."