To get Dummkopf Trumpf's endorsement (again), Blake Miguez should plead the following:

"Look Jefe, I'm no different than good-for-nothing Max Miller. In fact, the chotas jammed me up only once for rape, so I'm actually doing a lot better than that pendejo from Ohio. And for you, I promise to vote for every pro-Israeli legislation in Congress and never mention your espionage or money laundering operations for Vladimir Putin. And Jefe, I would never vote to release any of the Epstein files where you have been exposed as a predatory lecherous child abusador. Of course I will support all of RFK Jr's plans to sicken Americans and I will vote against universal healthcare every chance I get. Por favor Jefe, let me help you destroy America-- so please endorse me with the white supremacists in Louisiana. And I'll work on eliminating my Spanish accent because I see you cringing when I speak."