KY: Well-Paid US Senator Mitch McConnell (R) Still MIA

Monday, August 17, 2026

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear (D) stated he has heard "absolutely nothing back" from Sen. Mitch McConnell (R) after requesting updates on the senator's condition. Beshear says while he wishes McConnell "good health," the US senator should address the public directly: "His boss are the people of Kentucky."

Absolute all around government malfeasance in Kentucky

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The handsome, well-dressed troopers of the Kentucky State Police are unable to locate US Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) who may have been swallowed up by an intergalactic time wormhole.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-17 02:17 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

He's super dead.

I'm not sure what the benefit of hiding it anymore is.

Isn't it too late to have a special election?

#2 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-08-17 04:09 AM | Reply

My favorite was when Scott Jennings swore he had a 20 minute conversation with him after it was clear he was dead.

#3 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-08-17 04:12 AM | Reply

who may have been swallowed up by an intergalactic time wormhole

Alien abduction probably.

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-08-17 04:15 AM | Reply

I don't understand any of this mishegoss down there in Kentucky.

And the US Senate has a slim GOP majority with VPUTZ JD Vance as a deciding vote.

This is malfeasance and all designed to benefit the GOP, not the American people or Kentuckians.

Here's one take, but I haven't had time to read it yet: www.evanscutchmorepress.com

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-17 04:29 AM | Reply

Where's the ----- whore crying her ---- eyes out?

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-17 10:56 PM | Reply