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Tuesday, May 12, 2026

At the Taco Joint restaurant outside University of Texas, Austin, POTUS Barack Obama (D) walked in to a James Talarico (D) and Gina Hinojosa (D) political event, surprising everyone. The gracious ex-POTUS then went from table to table and introduced himself to stunned patrons: "Do you know our outstanding next governor and senator?"

POTUS Barack Obama (D) in NYC with another young Democratic Party leader


The US Navy plans to buy at least 15 new nuclear-powered battleships endorsed by Donald Trump at $14.5 billion apiece minimum over the next 30 years, making one of them even costlier than the $13 billion USS Gerald Ford aircraft carrier, the most expensive US warship afloat today. This multi-decade defense contract will guarantee Mammon-like profits for the next generation of members of the diabolical Trumpf Crime Family (TCF), as well as Republican Party insiders.

In addition, Felon Musk's Golden Dome project will cost the US $185bn, yet America still doesn't have universal healthcare as enjoyed by Israelis, Germans, Canadians, Brits, Albanians, Cubans, Greenlanders, Iranians, and in 2027, Mexicans.


Iran's Foreign Ministry stated that the US was making "unreasonable demands" that are being shaped by Israel, coming after Donald Trump called Tehran's proposals a "piece of garbage," bleating that the so-called ceasefire is on "life support."

Illegal War Against Iran Costing American Taxpayers More Than Israeli Taxpayers


The prestigious title of "Ambassador" remains with an individual even after they have left that position, like "Colonel," "President," or "Your Honor." Kennedy clan patriarch Joseph P. Kennedy Sr insisted on being addressed as "Ambassador" long after he concluded his short tenure at the Court of St James's (8 March 1938 " 22 October 1940). On top of free housing in comfortable and spacious quarters, as well as a generous expense account, the average annual salary for a US Ambassador is $200,431. Donald Trump nominated Kari Lake to be the US Ambassador to Jamaica and election denier PA State Sen. Doug Mastriano to represent the US in Slovakia.

White supremacist Doug Mastriano spent thousands of dollars chartering buses for the 6 Jan 2021 insurrection against the US.


Monday, May 11, 2026

Democrat Zohran Mamdani, the Mayor of New York City, condemned an Israeli real estate expo at the Park East Synagogue which had been promoting homes and land for sale in the occupied West Bank, calling it an "effort to displace Palestinians." read more


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The winning ticket platform for any POTUS candidate in 2028:

1) Immediately abolish ICE and DHS. First by Executive Order, and then through Congress. On 20 Jan 2029, immediately after the WH luncheon, this E.O. can be in the Federal Register by 1600 hours: "All ICE and DHS personnel will operate unarmed and unmasked at all times and will bring aliens before Immigration Judges (IJ) for due process. Should DHS or ICE personnel feel insecure about conducting their mission, the USAG will deploy one pair of armed DUSMs to accompany them. A Presidential Task Force will then purge the DHS and ICE records of Americans and Permanent Residents obtained without warrant."

2) Immediately stop funding Israel. First by Executive Order, and then through Congress. This E.O. can be published in the Federal Register by 1605 Hours, 20 Jan 2029: "The US government immediately stops sending hardworking American taxpayer dollars to the State of Israel."

3) Expand Medicare for all to provide Americans with universal healthcare, as enjoyed by the residents of Germany, Israel, Canada, Iran, Cuba, Greenland, tiny Albania, and in 2027, Mexico.

4) Investigate all oligarchs who made billions under the nefandous Trumpf junta and use the federal courts to claw back their ill-gotten pelf with lawsuits.

5) Enlarge the size of the Supreme Court by adding enough Justices to outnumber the reactionary Republicans who have constipated the execution of justice for years. There is no Constitutional limit on the number of SCOTUS Justices nor is there a legal requirement that a justice must be an attorney.

Who doesn't what this?

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