I hear ICE is hiring. Rural failures do well in that organization, many are saying ...

Give the Z Man the arms he wants and the free reign he needs and Vlad will come to the table prontodente ...

I see no problem with people disparaging family members. Suck it up, Senator ...
-Sen. Rafael Cruz

I guess they don't need those anti terror folks since Der Dotard won the war on terror. He said so recently ...

The DOJ and Gomer Comer's committee are outing dozens of Epstein victims, in hopes of those same victims asking that the documents not be released. And upon the very first such request, the releases will stop. Forever. Of course, the actual request is that names be redacted--as promised--and that the documents then be released. But something is about to be lost in translation, from English to the guttural barking that is the language of those in the MAGAverse...

Oh, she was drunk, so it was OK to have acted that way. Got it...

Off the fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat will waddle to the SCOTUS, in hopes of a spot on their docket, declaring that an immediate hearing of this case will prevent a national calamity of unseen proportions, worse than any event in recorded history. When will those justices tire of the bleating the monster they created? Sooner, but probably later...

Hey, MAGA-hat folk who are getting their healthcare cut, or re-priced to unaffordable levels: what the hell was your orange god doing in those four years between jobs? Didn't he have time to come up with a super-de-duper healthcare plan for the US? And all those toadies surrounding him must have had some ideas to offer, if only he had asked them. Why are we here now, staring into the abyss? Many MAGA folk declare that 'there is more work to be done' in their justification for voting for this despot--wasn't healthcare part of that work? Anyone? Anyone? Vance?

Well, that would be nice, but the Z-Man will be disappointed, because Der Dotard will be helping serve dinner to the troops, in some far-flung location. Right? Right? Right, anyone?

I guess Z can talk to Trump while they play golf 3-4 times this weekend, in Palm Beach...

Well, that's it. All elections are hereby cancelled, from Dog Catcher to President. All present office holders will remain in their positions until death, at which time their oldest male offspring will take the job...

These Trump bootlickers seem to know little about the law in the US. That lack of knowledge will not stop them from pressing such matters, in hopes of some aggrieved party not fighting back, or some friendly judge agreeing with them. As our president said (in another context): Fight, fight, fight...

JV calls himself a Roman Catholic. I have a hard time believing he spends much time in church, in prayer, or reading the Gospels. I'll wager he thinks the Prince of Peace is Donald Trump, that the Good Shepherd is some Arab guy, and that Saint Peter will hold open the pearly gates for him...

A little flattery by the Chinese and Der Dotard will let them do what they please with and to Taiwan. Except for those living under a rock, all in this world know that a little sucking up to Trump goes a long, long way. Trump is the worst negotiator in the world...

Not so fast--Der Dotard will prove Lula wrong when he sends the Marines to invade Caracas. That will show those Brazilians, and their soccer and curvy beach babes. Right?

Wow--whatever Vlad has on Der Dotard must be much worse than anyone has imagined. How else could this orange fool be lead by the nose by such a small man?

In the meantime, this whole "Art of the Deal" nonsense is looking more and more like the poorly-drawn graphic novel it actually is. Trump is the worst negotiator I've seen since the second grade...

Heroin Bob heard that Spinal Tap is back in the mix, and wanted to offer some of his song stylings to the group. Tunes penned by Mr. MAHA include " Sewage Swimmer", "Tobacco Juice for Breakfast", "It's in My Jeans", "Let's do the Pushup, Baby" and "Funky, Spunky Love Man". Kennedy is threatening to record his own music and issue it on the CDC web site, downloadable for $0.99 per song...

Here's a fun holiday item to spend your money on: food, clothing and shelter for those in need. Try it--you'll like it...

Wait. Der Dotard pledged to hire only the best looking people. That should matter in this case!

I'll wager that Ms. Halligan will be found another job, one more suited to her capabilities, like, maybe, Ambassador to Grand Fenwick, or even to Genovia...

Just stop reporting, and the problem goes away!

I've gotten my shots and boosters, in hopes of a happy holiday season. All the deniers can head to their local hospital, to be fitted with an intubation tube...

So, um, any update on those dividend checks? Many families could use them to put food on their tables and simultaneously pay their rent...

When forced to defend their charges in court, ICE has a record similar to that of the Washington Generals. This act of terrorism will not help, with any judge anywhere in this beautiful country of ours...

Real simple solution to this war: the US "stores" a couple dozen cruise missiles and US fighter jets on Ukrainian soil and Ukraine promises to allow their removal in 10 years, unless they must use them first for national defense. The Russian army can then govern themselves accordingly ...

The transcript will be released shortly after Der Dotard releases his tax returns ...

The same happened many years ago in Chicago when a similar plane (DC-10) was taking off. The cause was engine mounts with not enough pins and mounting hardware. One would have thought the matter had been resolved decades ago. I guess not ...

The same happened many years ago in Chicago when a similar plane (DC-10) was taking off. The cause was engine mounts with not enough pins and mounting hardware. One would have thought the matter had been resolved decades ago. I guess not ...