They seem to live kinda rough over in Big Pine Key. And as for this pair, seriously, she could get film work as a Neanderthal. No knock to Neanderthals, by the way.

Up next, Billy Haley & His Comets.

The horrible "wind" Old Senescent is whining about comes from the seat of his voluminous pantaloons. Closer to home, man-baby, closer to home.

Make that Basement Man-Babies.

#83
You prefer an eyelinered incel and his senescent convicted felon running mate? The Basemen Man-Babies? Whew. Quelle sooprise!

Gone and forgotten with the rest.

No class horse's ass.

Not only is the brain-drained convicted felon "weird," he is, technically speaking now, effed in the noggin.

#20
Have you shared your views with comedian Lewis Black? I guarantee you he will take copious notes.

#4 is Popeye's nutritional info

How many of those flights, per week, will Ritchie Torres be volunteering to take?

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes."
Shakespeare, Macbeth

When are you coming over?

Sounds like Ms. Rose doesn't fully trust Mr. Trump. Weird, huh?

"People will need to vote their conscience in November. We're over two months out, so there's a lot of things that can change. I think that it's the job of the pro-life movement to demand protection for pre-born lives. It is not the job of the pro-life movement to vote for President Trump."

What's the big deal? They're dead, what the hell do they care? They're like just ... oh, whatayacallem ... props. That's it. They're just props.
~ Don the Con

He reportedly did not - repeat, did not - actually piss on any of the graves. Reportedly. So they say.

#5
Inhabitant of parallel universe tries unsuccessfully to play with normals. Lol.

The Trump Bog Roll is extra, an NFT backed by absolutely nothing but Trump's ... word.

A fake hillbilly loaded down with mommy issues, eyes highlighted by just a bit too much mascara, barges into a bar ...