Let me shine that into your eyes while you try to fly a helicopter.

Zero chance I would even notice it.

a homeless man with nothing but a cat toy keychain

If that deadly combo can bring down Marine One there are bigger issues to contend with.

What was the film a while back that they were selling fake tickets for, but the seats were mostly empty?

Years ago he also had a very good health plan, but we still have not seen it.

Have we seen the Giant Faucet that will flood Los Angeles?

They'd 'All Be Speaking German' Without U.S

If it wasn't for France, Americans would be speaking English.

To be fair, he probably doesn't realize they are two different countries.

AF1 is now about 500 miles east of Newfoundland. It's a C-32A so he is flying to Davos on an old 757. LOL. His plane broken so he's taking an Uber.

There will be a lot of ketchup flinging on that flight.

He's back in the air. I wonder if they have Grift Force One painted yet?

In his Truth Social post announcing the proposal

Does that have some kind of legal authority? A proposal is, after all, just a suggestion.

not the whimsical day-by-day approach that Pres Trump seems to proffer.

As the CEO of Exxon pointed out, it's hard to invest in a place like Venezuela when one random tweet can change their foreign policy overnight.

Or is it due to, as it seems to be in the US, areas that are not vaccinated?

Thanks, "Freedom Convoy".

isn't half the man MLK & Obama were in attaining a Nobel Peace Prize.

Don't forget Jimmy Carter. LOL. Jimmah got one but Lewzer never will. Then there's that POC woman to boot.

Greenland: it's about three times the size of Texas

It's just a bit bigger than Mexico.

Speaking to reporters before departing Miami on Monday night

Does he just commute from Florida on AF1 every day? It's like he never gets off the thing.

Now he says he doesn't care at all about the Peace Prize.

LOL.

Have the come up with a new name for what the NFL calls "football"? Or does Lewzer get to name it?

Trump acting like this is because he's a piece of s%^* being enabled by cynical yes men pushing his buttons for their own gain.

And that's been going on for decades. Probably started when he was in high school with his bodyguards.

he planned to sign an executive order mandating an "exclusive four-hour broadcast window"

Lewzer quotes:

"Why Is @BarackObama constantly issuing executive orders that are major power grabs of authority?"

"The country wasn't based on executive orders,"

"Right now, Obama goes around signing executive orders. He can't even get along with the Democrats, and he goes around signing all these executive orders. It's a basic disaster. You can't do it."

For those keeping score, Lewzer has signed more XOs in five years than Obama and Biden did in twelve.

Idiots.

gifting his Grammys to Pres Trump

Lewzer would like that. Obama only has two of those.

getting about a 30% higher realized price

Funny what happens when you take the sanctions off after you steal it.

Parts Per Billion?

Price Per Barrel?

it's no longer a viable deposit.

Especially with Lewzer selling stolen oil at ten cents on the dollar.

Sounds like a non-viable deposit.