Trump, 79, Forces America to Watch 4-Hour Football Game
President Donald Trump wants Americans to watch the Army-Navy football match whether they like it or not.
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President Trump said that he will order TV networks to block other college football games from airing at the same time as the annual Army-Navy football game, a move sought by the event's supporters that also raised immediate legal questions. [image or embed] -- The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) Jan 18, 2026 at 4:30 PM
President Trump said that he will order TV networks to block other college football games from airing at the same time as the annual Army-Navy football game, a move sought by the event's supporters that also raised immediate legal questions. [image or embed]
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#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-01-19 10:29 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
PEDO DONNIE is insane
#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-01-19 11:27 AM | Reply
This has to be satire.
#3 | Posted by fresno500 at 2026-01-19 01:46 PM | Reply
This isn't satire:
www.nbcnews.com
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#4 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-01-19 01:48 PM | Reply
I was saying mandatory or compulsory ordered watch8ng of a sporting event has to be satire.
#5 | Posted by fresno500 at 2026-01-19 02:02 PM | Reply
Dummkopf "Caligula" Trumpf will next force Americans to watch the UFC bouts at the White House.
#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-19 02:19 PM | Reply
The Army-Navy game was somewhat popular when I was growing up in the 60s. It is not popular anymore. For obvious reasons, it's like watching an average high school football game.
#7 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-01-19 05:38 PM | Reply
he planned to sign an executive order mandating an "exclusive four-hour broadcast window"
Lewzer quotes:
"Why Is @BarackObama constantly issuing executive orders that are major power grabs of authority?"
"The country wasn't based on executive orders,"
"Right now, Obama goes around signing executive orders. He can't even get along with the Democrats, and he goes around signing all these executive orders. It's a basic disaster. You can't do it."
For those keeping score, Lewzer has signed more XOs in five years than Obama and Biden did in twelve.
#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-01-19 07:17 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
#8 Very Newsworthy, Redial.
Thanks for posting.
#9 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-19 07:18 PM | Reply
Does the winner get to skip the Greenland invasion?
Or invasion the prize?
#10 | Posted by horstngraben at 2026-01-21 10:25 PM | Reply
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