...prancing around with a chain saw.

Not just any chain saw, it was the "Chain Saw of Bureaucracy".

That's more badass the the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch".

seems to be, I'll be kind, whimsical in his fiscal policies

He's as stable and practical as any other monkey with a machinegun.

Mr Musk likely does not want to have NASA competing with his own companies

NASA and NOAA are both going to be part of SpaceX before long.

Are you sure about that? I wouldn't trust anything apartheid Elmo built.

This flight was scheduled some time last November. They just gave up on the new capsule and went back to the old one to save a couple of weeks so they can claim it is a "Rescue!!!".

And I don't think Lord Commander Elon actually builds anything... he just buys people that do.

I must admit, I have never heard of an Alawite.

That's like relying on a Yugo to get you home.

At least it works. The new one will have to wait.

Too bad he can't respond.

"Liberals are betas and they suck! It's why they lost! Don't come to my state or we'll shoot you!"

Close enough?