ROFL.

NTSB Chair Jennifer Homendy also seemed to be kissing Transport Secretary whoverheis's taint a lot. I wonder who called her?

Basics from the NSBC presser:

- NTSB recommends permanently shutting down that helicopter route wile specific DCA runways are in use, and finding an alternate route.

- They release the info that they have confirmed, and do not release anything that has not been confirmed.

- They have not yet identified a cause of the incident

What a moron.

Another moron said it was DEI cuz "Common sense".

1Lumper2 is turning more and more into a r-wing Nooner refugee every day.

This slime vends his Nazi buddies stuff on the white house lawn?

Apparently. So long as he "owns the libs", it's all good. SCOTUS will back him up.

7:48 p.m. EDT March 12. 22ish hours and counting.

It is "brilliant" if you like breaking the law.

Yes. But Lewzer is immune, so it's not breaking the law.

My bad... tomorrow evening. Checks have been done and all go so far.

But if any of this shows-up in a Tesla advert on TV or the Internet, then this might prove to be problematic.

How so? Having POTUS as a product spokesman is a brilliant marketing move. Elon is a genius.

I've head a rumor that Trump is planning on giving "every American $5k"

Only if they are in a high enough income bracket.

Asian lady beetles eat butterfly eggs.

Another thing to blame on immigrants. Well done.

Wasn't he always measuring the success of his presidency by the stock market?

It's only a measure of success when it's good. When it sucks, it doesn't matter.

Perhaps it's something to do with that.

And they knew that was going to happen 3 days before it did? Sounds like an inside job.

It would be awesome if L'il Marco got the Nobel Peace Prize!

Would you provide a source for this claim?

Dinger is just chumming all the threads. Pay no heed.

We have a State Department to handle foreign affairs.

Yes. His name is Elon.

The relief crew is supposed to launch tomorrow evening, all going well.

...prancing around with a chain saw.

Not just any chain saw, it was the "Chain Saw of Bureaucracy".

That's more badass the the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch".

seems to be, I'll be kind, whimsical in his fiscal policies

He's as stable and practical as any other monkey with a machinegun.

Mr Musk likely does not want to have NASA competing with his own companies

NASA and NOAA are both going to be part of SpaceX before long.

Are you sure about that? I wouldn't trust anything apartheid Elmo built.

This flight was scheduled some time last November. They just gave up on the new capsule and went back to the old one to save a couple of weeks so they can claim it is a "Rescue!!!".

And I don't think Lord Commander Elon actually builds anything... he just buys people that do.

I must admit, I have never heard of an Alawite.

That's like relying on a Yugo to get you home.

At least it works. The new one will have to wait.

Too bad he can't respond.

"Liberals are betas and they suck! It's why they lost! Don't come to my state or we'll shoot you!"

Close enough?