Russia is so invincible it needs Iranian weapons and North Korean troops. Give it a rest, runt.

Who's going to be the first DR MAGAt to get a Gaetz Cameo?

5 DC cops perished because losers like ------------- bought Putin's ------------ election lies.

Does Pete get his roofies from Ronny Jackson?

The Illinois Supreme Court has thrown out former "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett's conviction for lying about a 2019 hate crime.

That's almost as serious as the noxious orange pedo snuffing out 5 cops via insurrection.

Jr also called out red state repug filth.

In a resurfaced video, posted by former President Donald Trump's MAGA War Room X account Wednesday, RFK Jr. is seen making the disparaging comments about Republicans at a 2005 IdeaCity speech.

"Red state people are more likely to murder you, to impregnate your teenage daughter, to commit a violent crime against you, to commit a nonviolent crime against you, to watch Desperate Housewives on TV, to buy pornography, to buy degenerate video games like Grand Theft Auto,'" RFK Jr. told a crowd.

It's sad that Brazil is better at handling insurrectionist ---------- than the USA.

Loomer or Rittenhouse?

After worrying that there would be no limits on Donald J. Trump's presidential power, on Thursday experts agreed that a robust guardrail does in fact exist: Venmo.

According to the constitutional law scholar Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota, "The framers of the Constitution could not have envisioned this, but our nation's most powerful protection against tyranny is an app."

It's time for Mark "dooky chute" Robinson to shine.

He going to spend his time monitoring Nestor's PayPal account.

"Just say roofie" Hegseth is the next to go.

Venmo Gaetz is out as AG. Good riddance.

ABC News reports that the Trump team issued this warning to Republican senators considering a vote against Matt Gaetz:"

"If you are on the wrong side of the vote, you're buying yourself a primary. That is all. And there's a guy named Elon Musk who is going to finance it"

Obey Leon or else.

Has the orange turd of Mara Pedo called this a hoax yet?

Murdoch had to cough up $787 million for repeating your child-raping hero's election lies.

Is the bald dwarf going to put bounties out on American soldiers again once the demented orange pissant takes office?

Gabbard is as open to being tag-teamed by Lavrov and Putin as the orange chomo showed himself to be in Helsinki.

Kennedy applauded descriptions of Trump's base as "belligerent idiots" and suggestions that some were "outright Nazis" and "spineless fellow travelers." Kennedy also likened Trump to historical demagogues like Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini, accusing Trump of exploiting societal insecurities and xenophobia to amass power.

Check out the heroin addict spitting out facts.

Now, find someone else to blame for foolishly lobbing American made war hardware at Russia.

The orange pedo's savvy genius is responsible for turning 750,000 orcs into meat cubes.

In the report, released under freedom of information laws, the woman told an investigating officer she "remembered saying no' a lot" after Hegseth allegedly blocked the door and suspected something may have been slipped into her drink earlier in the evening.

Typical MAGA degenerate.

The smelly orange pedo told his superior in Moscow he can do whatever the hell he wants to.

The orange pedo nominated fellow rapists Gaetz and Hegseth because he misses his best friend Jeffrey Epstein,

Here's another hostage for Putin's bitch to pardon.