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#1 | Posted by shane at 2024-11-22 09:54 AM | Reply

JOB BOARD

all of the government bureaucrats who are about to be fired should apply to the search and rescue team.

--they're always looking for someone.

chuckle.....

#2 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-22 10:13 AM | Reply

one day I'm gonna start collecting highlighters.

MARK MY WORDS !!

#3 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-22 10:14 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

"TruthHurts winced in pain as JPW continued with the procedure. But something reminded TruthHurts of the weight of current events, and the implications of what the incoming Trump administration might mean for his ongoing gender affirming therapy. Of course, it was bigger than just him, fascism had truly come to America. It was at this moment TruthHurts felt a small release of air escape his nether regions. He heard JPW gag a little as he realized, Trump had indeed made him -----."

Posted from a friend.

#4 | Posted by boaz at 2024-11-22 10:17 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Anyone getting snow from the big storm in the Ohio valley and northeast?

I was kinda pissed. All we got was high winds the last 36 hours or so and I can't wait to get some snow for my son to play in the yard in.

#5 | Posted by jpw at 2024-11-22 10:18 AM | Reply

59 days

#6 | Posted by fortfisher at 2024-11-22 10:20 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

The Daily Loomer.

www.wired.com

#7 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-22 10:22 AM | Reply

#6

That's a long time between your periods.

#8 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-22 10:24 AM | Reply | Funny: 5

Posted from a friend.

#4 | POSTED BY BOAZ

lol c'mon now, who is writing fan fiction about Retorters?

#9 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2024-11-22 11:21 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Long Tail Stories-- Drudge Retort

www.youtube.com

interview wif Rogers

#10 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-22 11:30 AM | Reply

Trump off the hook in the Stormy Daniels case.

#11 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2024-11-22 11:33 AM | Reply

#11

Yeah, the Judge postponed sentencing indefinitely, and told the Defense they could file for possible dismissal of charges.

Being President has it's perks, even for a criminal and a traitor.

btw, Lee.... I've been holding out on you, sorry, man.

www.youtube.com

#12 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-22 11:40 AM | Reply

Trump off the hook in the Stormy Daniels case.

Posted by lee_the_agent at 2024-11-22 11:33 AM | Reply

Tragic day for the justice system. Not surprised however. Two tiered justice system at its finest.

#13 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2024-11-22 11:48 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 2

Tragic day for the justice system. Not surprised however. Two tiered justice system at its finest.

#13 | Posted by LauraMohr at

ditto

The Illinois Supreme Court has thrown out former "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett's conviction for lying about a 2019 hate crime.

#14 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-22 11:51 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

I present evidence Id #4352 that the US culture has lost its mind.
x.com

#15 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-22 11:52 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 2


The Illinois Supreme Court has thrown out former "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett's conviction for lying about a 2019 hate crime.
#14 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

Lair! Link!

#16 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-22 11:52 AM | Reply


Trump off the hook in the Stormy Daniels case.
Posted by lee_the_agent

What hook? do tell

#17 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-22 11:53 AM | Reply

Lair! Link!

Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-22 11:52 AM | Reply

It's sadly true.

#18 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2024-11-22 11:53 AM | Reply

oh my forking gord...

out of their forking minds...

"LAKEN RILEY'S KILLER NEVER STOOD A CHANCE"

--MSNBC

his dna all over her and under her nails wasn't enough for these mmotha forking a-wholes ?

x.com

#19 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-22 12:03 PM | Reply

Lair! Link!

#16 | Posted by oneironaut

look it up yourself you lazy bastard..

:)

#20 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-22 12:05 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

#12

That reminds me. I need to make my monthly donation to the El Corko Home For Wayward Guitar Shredding And Motorcycle Mamas. Thanks Cork! Say hello to Skeezix, at the Gasoline Alley where I was born, for me.

#21 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2024-11-22 12:22 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

poor poor little meathead.
Rob Reiner announcing that after leaving x / facebook that he's already leaving bluesky.

he's not even supposed to be breathig.....

Rob Reiner Promises to Set Himself on Fire if Donald Trump Wins Election"

washingtonstinger.com

truthhurts...follow his example.

Rob Reiner Checks Himself Into a Facility' Over Trump Election

Actor/director Rob Reiner checked himself into a facility today after a series of increasingly alarming Blue Sky posts in the wake of Donald Trump's election win

thatparkplace.com

what a -----.

#22 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-22 12:31 PM | Reply

btw, Lee.... I've been holding out on you, sorry, man.

www.youtube.com

Corky, what's with that raccoon? Free the ------!

#23 | Posted by mattm at 2024-11-22 12:38 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

If I had a Delorean, I'd probably drive it from time to time...

#24 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-22 12:39 PM | Reply

- what's with that raccoon?

Yeah, I know... and I used to like raccoons. Like Rocky Raccoon.

www.youtube.com

#25 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-22 12:46 PM | Reply

If I had a Delorean, I'd probably drive it from time to time...

#24 | Posted by lfthndthrds ''

wish I could travel back....to right before I read that...

snicker....

#26 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-22 12:50 PM | Reply

Whoopi Goldberg says she's in the Working Class.

Come on lady; cut me a break.

youtu.be

#27 | Posted by shane at 2024-11-22 01:24 PM | Reply

Shane.... released a couple of hours ago:

www.youtube.com

#28 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-22 01:35 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Nov. 22. I still want someone to give me an adequate explanation of the twirling umbrella in the Zapruder film.

Adequate, per Boaz's standard: Meaning I agree with it.

#29 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-11-22 01:52 PM | Reply

So, how does one email RCade? I got some problems with you people.

Serious on the first, not on the second.

#30 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-11-22 01:53 PM | Reply

~ So, how does one email RCade?

Hurt Clownshack's feelings and he magically appears.

#31 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-22 02:03 PM | Reply

#31 | Posted by lfthndthrds a

BWWAAAAAAAAA

#32 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-22 02:07 PM | Reply

#10

RCade would make a big ugly lesbian.

#33 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2024-11-22 02:46 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#29

First shot missed. Umbrella indicated JFK had entered the zone.

At the '78 hearings, a guy testified he was the Umbrella Man. He said he was protesting the appeasement policies of Joseph P. Kennedy.

#34 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2024-11-22 02:57 PM | Reply

34.

Well fine, but what do the two have to do with each other? Who put Umbrella Man there if he was supposed to be a spotter?

#35 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-11-22 03:01 PM | Reply

I always got the impression his coming out was supposed to put to rest his involvement.

Chuckle, chuckle.

#36 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-11-22 03:04 PM | Reply

The Illinois Supreme Court has thrown out former "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett's conviction for lying about a 2019 hate crime.

That's almost as serious as the noxious orange pedo snuffing out 5 cops via insurrection.

#37 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-11-22 03:07 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

@#30 DBT2

Nobody talks to Mr. Big

Or maybe ask Corky. I think He has the # to Rogers Bat Phone

#38 | Posted by shane at 2024-11-22 03:21 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Hurt Clownshack's feelings and he magically appears.
#31 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTURDS

Guess that's how you know you never hurt my feelings.

But hey. You elicited my attention.

Bravo.

#39 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-22 03:22 PM | Reply

So, how does one email RCade?

It used to be posted on his user page.

#40 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-22 03:25 PM | Reply

, how does one email RCade? I got some problems with you people.

Serious on the first, not on the second.

#30 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-11-22 01:53 PM | Reply

His last name @ gmail.com

#41 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2024-11-22 03:34 PM | Reply

Thanks, Laura. Been meaning to post this for you (and anyone else with a pulse). You can ignore the first minute.

www.youtube.com

#42 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-11-22 04:06 PM | Reply

- I think He has the # to Rogers Bat Phone

I only actually spoke to him once. It was like 10:00 at night, and he was asleep when I called. He was most helpful. His only concern seemed to be that I might think he was usually asleep that early!

(Libs stay up later, that's why we are naturally more intelligent. And suave.)

But we are both former Fort Worth'ers, and went to local State Universities only a gen apart.

And we both had white hair by 40, so it's like a Brotherhood thing. Or maybe just a 'Hood thing. I don't know.

#43 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-22 04:24 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

The Illinois Supreme Court has thrown out former "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett's conviction for lying about a 2019 hate crime.

That's almost as serious as the noxious orange pedo snuffing out 5 cops via insurrection.

#37 | Posted by reinheitsgebot

along with the inflammatory lies from harris and other -----.....he could have started a race riot ending up with

untold millions in damages and personal injury....things you obviously don't give a ---- about.

#44 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-22 05:42 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

Well, I guess what he "could've done" is gonna have to suffice, meanwhile, Trumpers were smearing shht on the walls of the capitol building and attacking officers.

#45 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-22 06:03 PM | Reply

5 DC cops perished because losers like ------------- bought Putin's ------------ election lies.

#46 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-11-22 06:03 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

Trump voters hate their lives and hate America.

So when Trump promised to destroy America, they all jumped on board.

#47 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-22 06:05 PM | Reply

This place is dead.

Russia fires a missile which changes the calculus all around the globe, not a peep from this place.

Here's the reality Lumpers, Europe is defenseless against new Russian weapons which can reach every political and industrial center of Europe with devastating power and with just minutes of notice.

Russia to London 20min, nothing can stop it, 4Km a second.

Wake up.

#48 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-22 07:04 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1


look it up yourself you lazy bastard..

:)

#20 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

You made the claim "ShrimpTaco" back it or shut up!

#49 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-22 07:05 PM | Reply

(Libs stay up later, that's why we are naturally more intelligent. And suave.)

Lumper or not, staying up late is for idiots, the smart wake up early and get ---- done.

#50 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-22 07:06 PM | Reply

Russia is so invincible it needs Iranian weapons and North Korean troops. Give it a rest, runt.

#51 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-11-22 07:24 PM | Reply

Calm down, OneNut... Oligarchs don't commit suicide, they make others fall from windows.

Perhaps you think MAD is gone, but it isn't. As Vlad well knows.

#52 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-22 07:44 PM | Reply

Russia is so invincible it needs Iranian weapons and North Korean troops.

Iran boasts the finest armaments the 1970s had to offer and North Korea has the best troops malnourish has to offer.

It's a win win!

#53 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-22 07:49 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

lol c'mon now, who is writing fan fiction about Retorters?

#9 | Posted by GOnoles92

I'd rather not know what creepy f*&^ is thinking homoerotic thoughts that include me...

#54 | Posted by jpw at 2024-11-22 09:18 PM | Reply

ditto

The Illinois Supreme Court has thrown out former "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett's conviction for lying about a 2019 hate crime.

#14 | Posted by shrimptacodan

Yeah, those are totally on par with each other.

You. Are. A. F*&^ing. Idiot.

#55 | Posted by jpw at 2024-11-22 09:19 PM | Reply

LEO at the Capitol disagree with your dumb ---

#56 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-22 09:46 PM | Reply

I'd rather not know what creepy f*&^ is thinking homoerotic thoughts that include me...

#54 | Posted by jpw at 2024-11-22 09:18 PM | Reply | Flag:

You're a ------- at a truck stop. no one cares that you claim to be a pDH doctor during a plandemic. you sold your home and moved your family to a trailer park where you have to carry a pistol to protect them from feral dogs. and that's not mentioning the lewd ---- you did at frat parties.

#57 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-22 09:50 PM | Reply

Minus the man-poon... dumbazz

#58 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-22 09:52 PM | Reply

Nat Geo with the roll 'em up tiddies is muggin' on others.. Imagine that

#59 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-22 09:56 PM | Reply

www.newsmax.com

This must be terrible news...

#60 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-22 10:31 PM | Reply


Calm down, OneNut... Oligarchs don't commit suicide, they make others fall from windows.
Perhaps you think MAD is gone, but it isn't. As Vlad well knows.
#52 | POSTED BY CORKY FLAG: Deflection

#61 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-22 10:48 PM | Reply

This must be terrible news...

Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-22 10:31 PM | Reply

It is if your interest is in Justice. It's not if your interest is in thumbing your nose to justice and the rule of law. Depends on which side of the fence you sit upon.

#62 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2024-11-22 10:50 PM | Reply

#61

It's actually an argument citing a long held political understanding.

But then, thinking isn't your strong point. That's prolly K-pop.

#63 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-22 10:58 PM | Reply

This place is dead.

Russia fires a missile which changes the calculus all around the globe, not a peep from this place.

Here's the reality Lumpers, Europe is defenseless against new Russian weapons which can reach every political and industrial center of Europe with devastating power and with just minutes of notice.

Russia to London 20min, nothing can stop it, 4Km a second.

Wake up.

#48 | Posted by oneironaut

Oneironnut just discovered ICBMs.

I got bad news for you, sport, the numbers you posted are in the ballpark of ICBMs that have been around for a long time. The R-24 reaches speeds of 8km/sec. It's been around for over a decade.

#64 | Posted by jpw at 2024-11-22 11:05 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

- www.newsmax.com

Well, that explains the source of the stupid flow.

#65 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-22 11:15 PM | Reply

Well, that explains the source of the stupid flow.

#65 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-22 11:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

You must hate it that life goes on without your narrow narrative. your brand lost, bitch.

#66 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-22 11:27 PM | Reply

You must hate it that life goes on without your narrow narrative. your brand lost, bitch.

#66 | Posted by lfthndthrds

MAGA morons are hilarious.

They won by a nose but are strutting around like they won by three lengths.

Probably because they're dumb f*&^s who read at a 4th grade level.

#67 | Posted by jpw at 2024-11-23 12:09 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#67 | Posted by jpw at 2024-11-23 12:09 AM | Reply | Flag

Another losing brand that wants to be relevent.

#68 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-23 12:30 AM | Reply

" They won by a nose but are strutting around like they won by three lengths.

Probably because they're dumb f*&^s who read at a 4th grade level.

#67 | POSTED BY JPW AT 2024-11-23 12:09 AM | FLAG: "

In 2020 Biden won by a lower electoral victory, had a comparably slim margin in the House and a 50/50 split in the Senate and Democrats acted like he had a FDR mandate to nuke the filibuster, grants statehood to DC and a Puerto Rico (4 new Dem senators) and pack SCOTUS. Manchin and Sinema were the roadblocks.

#69 | Posted by BellRinger at 2024-11-23 01:43 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Democrats acted like he had a FDR mandate to nuke the filibuster, grants statehood to DC and a Puerto Rico (4 new Dem senators) and pack SCOTUS.

Link?

#70 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-11-23 02:21 AM | Reply

"Trust me bro!"
-BullBringer

#71 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-23 02:47 AM | Reply

" Link?

#70 | POSTED BY REDIAL AT 2024-11-23 02:21 AM | REPLY"

Don't emulate Lamplighter when he's trolling. You're memory is not that short and you are not a dumb person. You know exactly what I'm referring to.

#72 | Posted by BellRinger at 2024-11-23 03:12 AM | Reply

You know exactly what I'm referring to.

Yes. Your are referring to what Democrats were acting like before the election and pretending that's that they were acting like once the results were in.

#73 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-11-23 03:45 AM | Reply

It's nice to see Trumps "mandate" evaporate in the wind.

#74 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2024-11-23 03:50 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

lmao... lft 'thinks' it won something.

As if supporting a criminal traitor for President is winning... for anyone.

He's as shallow as can be.

#75 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-23 10:10 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1


You're memory is not that short and you are not a dumb person. You know exactly what I'm referring to.
#72 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

Have you met a Canadian?

#76 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-23 11:32 AM | Reply

"Isolate yourself from pro #Trump family members. They ENDED Democracy. They could turn you in at any time."
~ Joy Reid

Once a person has been fully indoctrinated into a cult - the process known as brainwashing - they become isolated from alternate sources of information, from other persons with diverse views, and from any close relationships with trusted others.
psychwire.com

#77 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-23 11:39 AM | Reply

Your reading comprehension continues to be abysmal.

#78 | Posted by YAV at 2024-11-23 11:41 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Once a person has been fully indoctrinated into a cult

Says the deplorable who wears a diaper to demonstrate his fealty to a demented rapist.

#79 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-11-23 11:41 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Yav, the ultimate cult member, the biggest Harris fan you'll ever meet.

Everything about her was fabulous.

Right?

#80 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-23 05:12 PM | Reply

That has what to do with your abysmal reading comprehension, other than to further substantiate it?
Also lying in order to deflect degrades you further, but it is rather amusing.

#81 | Posted by YAV at 2024-11-23 05:18 PM | Reply

(#80 so much projection...)

#82 | Posted by YAV at 2024-11-23 05:22 PM | Reply

Once a person has been fully indoctrinated into a cult - the process known as brainwashing - they become isolated from alternate sources of information, from other persons with diverse views, and from any close relationships with trusted others.

That's you you Trumper dips*&^.

#83 | Posted by jpw at 2024-11-24 02:42 AM | Reply

Yav, the ultimate cult member, the biggest Harris fan you'll ever meet.
Everything about her was fabulous.
Right?
#80 | POSTED BY 1TRUMPWART

I'm surprised you spit Trump's dick out of your mouth long enough to post that.

Our "open boarders, Chinese immigrant" sucks at gaslighting.

#84 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-24 07:35 PM | Reply

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