The------------- delivered a bloodbath today.

Even nazis are embarrassed by MAGA filth.

Hot Wheels is considering legislation to change the name of measles to freedom sores.

Trump voter, disabled military veteran, valuable member' at FEMA fired as part of DOGE cuts

WINNING!!

Patel is another repug --------- on the Kremlin's payroll.

President Plane Crash is now targeting helicopters with his legendary incompetence.

It's always a treat to see ------------- reply to his own post.

The Q stands for QAnon.

The bug-eyed freak leading the FBI is a full blown Q-Tard.

The bankruptcy-prone------------- suffering from dementia will do the same to the USPS as he did to the USFL.

Is Fat Smelvis saying the scoreboard was rigged yet?

According to patricide Jeff the rapist who steals from cancer charities is the living embodiment of American exceptionalism.

The New York Post pushed back on President Donald Trump's quip that Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky is a "dictator" with a full front cover image of Russian President Vladimir Putin and an all-caps headline declaring: "THIS IS A DICTATOR."

If Zelensky was a dictator the orange pedo would bend over for him in a heartbeat.

Take the time to read Fox News' Mark Levin's rebuke of President Donald Trump: "MAGA doesn't support Putin."

What a crock. MAGAts enthusiastically support Putin.

Bannon demonstrates the repug salute at CPAC.

Runt is getting dragged bigly tonight.

Elon Musk, the leader of DOGE, claims the organization's sweeping cuts have already saved the government $55 billion. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the Department Of Government Efficiency.

20,000: Free lunch sandwiches confiscated from schoolchildren's mouths mid-bite

17: Cancer research breakthroughs successfully averted

45: Minutes per meeting spent looking at videos on Elon Musk's phone

83: FAA employees left between you and a Boeing 747 crashing into your house

10%: Group discount on department fake ID order

13,000: Federal employees laid off via meme

500: Nut taps distributed

253: Number of scorned public servants currently writing manifestos

8: Times Elon Musk has tried to explain why the agency name is funny to Trump

The------------- jinxed the US hockey team. ETTD.

American education system failed you and corky

Dullard, have you figured out if Baldwin Park is in California?

The------------- pardoned a cop killer.

Fired FAA employee: I'm scared to death, and the American public should be scared, too'

I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people's lives for no reason.

That might be the funniest line of the year.

Yao Ming was soft af.

One of the laid off IRS employees, Robert McCabe, told NBC10 he went into work on Thursday and had issues logging in. He and his coworker sat around and waited for instructions. He then received the layoff letter shortly before 11:30 a.m. McCabe said he had been a supporter of President Trump prior to the layoff.

"You know when he talks about government waste and all that, yes, I'm behind it," McCabe said. "I believe there is a lot of stuff in the government that needs fixing. And that's part of the reason why I actually wanted to work for the government, actually. To help change. Help change the things that are wrong in the world, you know? I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people's lives for no reason."

This should earn him a promotion from the racist rapist of Mara Pedo.

Gotta protect the grift.

The nazi junkie has leeched billion from the government.