Iranian protesters should not think for a nanosecond that Der Dotard will ride to their rescue so as to prevent them from being arrested, tortured and killed in some Tehran hellhole prison. Trumps mind is awash with disjointed thoughts and he is probably not giving Iran any further thought ...

They have a simple goal: wear down the judges to the point where one federal judge allows the sham prosecutors to actually work a trial. Immediately upon this event, the gates will open to all manner of hacks, all proclaiming their bona fides because, "the judge let so and so in, and I'm the same as her, so I qualify too" ...

Yep--the US economy is doing great! I mean, it will certainly get better in 2026 now that the administration's policies are about to kick in. Right? Right? Markets will go up, more people will get jobs, manufacturing is BACK, Baby! Right? Right?
--US manufacturers, looking in the mirror every day

Jim Justice should tend his own garden, with the financial disasters, foreclosures, fines, asset seizures and his reported negative net worth. Looks like he failed investments and cost many people a lot of trouble...

Fine. But don't ask to be walked to your car, any kook who wants to come to your office will be allowed through, and the metal detectors at the entrances will be set to eleven, tripping the alarm because of the fillings in your mouth. Two can play this game. One question: Who's the ----- now, congressman?

Tulsi Gabard?!? Is she still even alive? That lady has been so far sidelined she is not even in the stadium anymore. That's what you get in this administration for wearing white after Labor Day, having a mouth and being female...

Well, he did better course record, formerly held by Kim Jung Un. Der Dotard lowered the score by 500% (some say it was 600%) ...

As president, I'll be too busy rage-posting to play golf more than three times a week...
--Promise made, promise kept

I'm sure that in his return to being a DJ he will continue to call for the release of the Epstein Files, fulfilling the 'America First' policy of foreign intervention, reducing government waste by building monuments to his Trumpian god and making America strong by encouraging graft, corruption and lawbreaking by all members of the present administration. Dan, You're a hero to all zeroes out there...

Kim goes Greek. Local men prefer that to looking at her scary visage...

Ground up in the treads of our mighty Abrams Tanks, soon to be renamed for the greatest military leader in world history, Donald By God Trump...
--Drinky Pete, in front of the television cameras and after 3 gin and tonics

Lebensraum, 2026 version: Greenland, Venezuela, Cuba, to start. Maybe Canada in 2027, Mexico then, too. Why not fight three words at once? It worked for the glorious Third Reich, according to revisionist history, D. Trump, editor...

Does it recommend heroin as a cure for Covid? It should ...
-RFK, Junkie, medical expert

After his speech and news conference today, the doctors may want to re-grade the president's test paper. No president in my 60+ years on this earth gave a speech on such a grave topic in the manner Der Dotard presented the topic at hand, before steering the conversation into a number of ditches. Ignoring the gravity of his actions, someone in DC needs to address El Rey Dotardo II's mental illness, which was on display for all to see ...

Is there a Nobel War Prize? If so, Der Dotard has some stiff competition in Bibi, Little Man Vlad and Xi Xi. I suspect they will fight it out ...

Wait. Tesla is now an AI company? We're screwed. Sell now ...
-Tesla stockholders

This is so wrong and senseless on so many levels. The US is at best a colonizer and at worst an overlord of a sovereign nation. Look for
-any US person to now be a target of any locals, including the local drug gangs, which are armed and eager to shoot Yanquis
-the theft of Venezuelan oil or oil profits, because, you know, this action isn't free, although it is cheap
-a military presence which will last until the end of the Trump presidency
-a clueless, limp Congress which will provide no opposition to the actions of the administration and the stooges at the top
-China to take over Taiwan within the next 90 days
-Discussions regarding Ukraine to collapse and the Russian drone and missile strikes to greatly intensify
-protests in the streets of US cities and colleges, just in time for ICE kooks, armed with all manner of firearms, to start shooting those protesters
-even greater lunacy from the White House and Der Dotard, starting this afternoon
-Venezuelan expats in the US to flap their yaps cheering on the current course of action but none daring to move to return to their home country

Happy 2026, the year of chaos ...

Those high prices will all be solved by the time this monument to narcissistic personality disorder is completed ...

Farmers must be thrilled to get what they asked for--no one to harvest their crops, no markets for what they produce, and higher healthcare costs. A trifecta for Trump voters...

Trump: 2024% less profit
--Sign seen in farm fields from coast to coast

Uncle Thomas and Alito are in a quandary--die now, before the mid-terms, or have their seats taken by centrists afterward. Of course, Der Dotard may find it advantageous to not have a SCOTUS to get in the way of his coup next November 1.

Possible choices for the SCOTUS will include a bunch of Nazis recommended by the Federalist Society, Judge Judy, Judge Reinhold, David Justice, someone from "America's Got Talent", Alan Dershowitz, and Kash Patel...

These words from a man who has no idea who the Shah was, or why he was so hated by his people...

I was at the pharmacy just the other day, picking up a couple of the numerous drugs I take daily. When I mentioned to the pharmacist that I was ready for my paycheck from all the price cuts and the meds I was ingesting, and our Dotard's promises of 600% price reductions, he was not amused. I cannot understand why not...

Don't mess with Texas--We're doing so without your help
--Bumper sticker idea that none of the locals will find funny

Donald Trump is not only a terrible golfer, he cheats at the game. Real golfers have no respect for cheaters...

I recommend that every American get the Heroin vaccine. If it doesn't kill you, it will make you feel great...
--Bob the MAHA Man