Krusty Gnome and her moronic pals paid more than retail for these properties, a number of which are so far out in the middle of the corn that the only buyers will pay just pennies on the purchase prices. It is really to imagine the buyers getting kickbacks, but we're talking ab people so stupid they think they had to pay the sellers more ...

Lots of Red State facilities to close. On the bright side, those states are so Red now that the impending deaths of thousands of voters will not affect the outcome of elections, other than having fewer ballots to count.

In many parts of Okiehomie, one must drive for more than an hour to reach an emergency room, or to deliver a baby. Making America Great Again, one unintended death of complicated birth at a time...

I'll wager that if given the employee roster he seeks that the documents received will be posted online, with Pulte unaware that such an action will put lives at risk. I guess that's one way to thin the ranks. And to increase the number of stars posted in tribute at CIA HQ...

Trump: not TOO gay. First it was Li'l Kim, and now this guy. I guess Der Dotard likes them think and brown...

Memo to Brian the K: wearing a suit and tie while on cable TV does not make one a journalist, or credible, or even likeable...

The reincarnation of BCCI...

The space will be ready for use after the inauguration of Dem president (insert name here), who will put on a kickin' show with all of those artists who avoided the Kennedy Center after Der Dotard defecated on its front steps. Righties will freak about the performers and the lack of invitations...

Bibi will turn the MOU to toilet paper in a twinkling. Trump will goad him into doing so, given the reception for this disaster thus far. Der Dotard would rather spend this country's riches and put US soldiers at risk than look bad in the eyes of others. The Strait is open for now, and the scramble for ships to get out is underway, before the Iranians close it again, in, oh, a few days after the next Israeli attack...

Obama nailed it with his recent comments that Trump's efforts will not result in an agreement better than the JCMOA. Der Dotard certainly hard or read Obama's comments, and his lack of response tells all. Face it America, your president withdrew from an agreement with Iran, and cannot get back to the levels that agreement put forth, and so America is in a weaker position than before the day Trump first took office. yay...

IN THE MEANTIME, RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

Folks in Secretary Plumber Butt's home state should pay more attention to this loon. He plans to disenfranchise thousands of Okiehomie voters, by blocking access to the polls and keeping folks from voting by mail. Of course, in the Sooner or Later State locals don't complain about rights, the law or justice. They are too busy finding work...

Wait. For the narrative of ICE sweeping up so many criminal border jumpers to be true, there have to be more such folks arrested and dealt with. So then, why are so few thug life illegals being arrested? And then why are those folks not being prosecuted for their crimes? Could it be that the narrative is false, that illegals coming to the US are here to work and support their families, and keep their heads down? I'll guess we'll never know, in this complicated world...

IN THE MEANTIME, RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

Not mentioned in the article: the CCP and Peoples Army are tracking all movement and user activity for each phone. The funny part will be the disappointment in learning the communication habits and web search results of T-1 users ...

Like dog droppings off of an expensive pair of shoes. Now, what do we do about the lingering smell ...

I'll set the over/under on criminal charges at two, and the over/under on convictions at zero. All recognize that these raids were conducted because a certain GOP senator is about to lose his seat, and a certain MAGA candidate for governor cannot convince the majority of voters to pick him ...

It's pretty sad when Americans prefer to attend baseball games rather than soccer matches. I understand that soccer in the US is a family thing, but buying 4-8 World Cup tickets means someone going without suitable clothes ...

A simple resolution to this problem is to bring a US attorney or two up on charges of unethical and incompetent behavior. Get one or two suspended or disbarred and this nonsense will cease. Imagine some Trump toady going through law school, taking a job over his/her head, and then getting bounced out of the profession. Others will ignore Der Dotards every call and comment, and maybe even do something good. Maybe ...

The list of those invited was put together by Hedley Lamarr:

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull -----, train robbers, bank robbers, ----------, ----------- and Methodists.

And Grandpa will get them...

The SCOTUS has determined there will be no term limits, so as to not honk off Grandpa l'orange with published rulings...

IN THE MEANTIME RELEASE THE TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES...

Want to support the police? Want safer streets? Want to not live in fear that your dinner at the meat and three, your church picnic or trip to the Git N Go will be disrupted by gunfire? Work for stronger gun control.

"You don't need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that's right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars ... five thousand dollars per bullet ... You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders. Yeah! Every time somebody get shut we'd say, Damn, he must have done something ... ----, he's got fifty thousand dollars worth of bullets in his ass.' And people would think before they killed somebody if a bullet cost five thousand dollars. Man I would blow your ------- head off ... if I could afford it.' I'm gonna get me another job, I'm going to start saving some money, and you're a dead man. You'd better hope I can't get no bullets on layaway.' So even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you wouldn't have to go to no doctor to get it taken out. Whoever shot you would take their bullet back, like "I believe you got my property."
Chris Rock

Every American should ensure that they are registered to vote, get a voter card, get an acceptable form of ID, and then show up and vote. Be ready to be hassled, and to wait on line for hours. They want you to be discouraged. Jack them up by exercising your rights. Women and dark-skinned people should understand that this November may be the last time you can vote.

In the meantime release the Trump Epstein files ...

Among those seeing Dr. Jesus Trump:
-Dr. Vibes
-Dr. Dre
-Dr. Feelgood
-Dr. No
-Dr. Bones McCoy
-Dr. "Indiana" Jones
-Dr. Hannibal Lector
-Dr. Pangloss
-Dr. Zhivago
-Dr. Doolittle
-Dr. Hyde
-Dr. Who
-Dr. John
-Dr. Myeyes
-Dr. Love
-Dr. Doctor
-Dr. Brown

Voters' realization that their paychecks are not going far enough to cover price increases will really hit home by the time the November elections (if permitted to happen) roll around. Let's face it--MAGA-head pols in deep red states will not lose their jobs, but enough voters in swing districts and states may well show up and vote for change. If so, the change will be dramatic. Let's all hope the elections happen, voters show up, and the Dems gain control of both the House and Senate.

IN THE MEANTIME, RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

Wait. Didn't the candidates all understand the rules and the process, when entering the race? Did no one on their election committees explain the process? Those candidates either did not understand the rules of the road, in which case--good riddance--or they understood the rules and now are trying to contravene those rules, which suggests bad faither or criminality.

One would hope that garden gnome Mike will investigate the situation, before letting forth with his intuition, or gut instinct, or bowel movement, whichever happens first...

This WAR is going to get a lot worse before it gets any better, and the MAGA politicians are beside themselves worried about their jobs. At this point most in the political party formerly known as the GOP must be counting on open interference in the November elections, so they can keep their jobs and security details.

IN THE MEANTIME RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

Call Ho-Ho's bluff. If a horde of tubby ICE buffoons shows up in NYC, a quarter will wander off sightseeing, most will have bottles thrown at them, nearly all will be frightened by the subway, and NYPD will provide zero assistance. They will be arresting Jewish Oma's, taxi drivers and every Tony or Guido they encounter.

In the meantime, release the Epstein Files ...