This is what it looks like when worms invade your brain

The proposal to issue $5,000 "DOGE dividend" stimulus checks to American taxpayers has encountered a potential setback

"That would cost a lot for postage. Probably better just to cut one big check to Dear Leader."
-MAGAts

Undocumented immigrants cost Florida taxpayers $660 million

Another article about Trump's wives?

Trump utters more idiot words to distract from him robbing us blind by destroying our economy and military.

It's pretty clear based on language use that OneIronTurd has been replaced by a more eloquent, yet equally dumb, Russian troll.

Maybe the original was sent to the Ukrainian front to intercept some bullets. Wonder how long it will be before the new one gets his "shot" at that career change.

Can you imagine how fast the GCCP would be having hearings for this obvious violation of federal rules if Biden did it?
#25 | Posted by Nixon

Of course, the vast majority of Dems would see that as an obvious con and wouldn't fall for it. As noted by the lack of Biden Bucks/Obama Moolah crypto.

If he hadn't been born stinking rich he probably wouldn't have even managed that. Too lazy to sell cars.
#30 | Posted by REDIAL

Maybe he wouldn't be such a useless, lazy POS if he had to work a day in his life. Although bankrupting his casinos must have taken a fair amount of effort.

I've always said that in a just world Trump would be a washed up used car salesman sweating to sell off his lemons. Pushing crappy Teslas to prop up his billionaire buddy is pretty close.

If Trump were a smart man [...] none of this would be happening.
#4 | Posted by Zed

Trump and his pals are making billions by manipulating the stock market. All at the expense of insignificant Americans like retirees and the like. Pretty smart if you ask me.

Sounds like they're hurting the right people. Get it, "right" people!

Donald Trump Calls Tesla Boycotts Illegal

So he should pardon them? Maybe appoint them to his cabinet?

Stupid. Effing. Tariffs. Trump.
#53 | Posted by BellRinger

FTFY. You almost had it.

JIM CRAMER: Smoot-Hawley 60% increase in tariffs. There isn't anyone in any history book. I know the president reads history. There's anyone in any history book that doesn't say that wasn't considered". That was a considered reason why we had the Great Depression. There isn't a soul who's ever said that. You look. Go read Galbraith's book. It's really quick. It was a direct cause of the of the depression, not the recession.

CARL QUINTANILLA: So it -. It is playing with fire. You think?

JIM CRAMER: Absolutely. But is it arson?

CARL QUINTANILLA: Meaning that you can contain the blaze, is that what you're saying"

JIM CRAMER: No, meaning that you're doing it-. Maybe it's deliberate!

CARL QUINTANILLA: Right.

JIM CRAMER: And it doesn't make any sense that you don't want people to be laid off because of what you said. People are scared, Carl. You don't scare people. You don't scare-. It's just. It's a wrong call. It's all message. People are scared!

Starting from April 11, Canadians who stay for over 30 days will need to apply for registration with the federal government and will also be required to be fingerprinted.

So we don't want their tourist dollars? Trump is as petty and small now as president as he was before he took office.

Worth a repeat in bold.
From attacking our allies (Canada, of all nations? WTF?!)
Yeah, a major WTF?! on my part also.
Does anyone have an explanation of this action?
#27 | Posted by LampLighter

Because Trump wanted to cause a recession and personally profit from the stock swings. All at the expense of other stock investors as well as anyone relying on a strong economy for their employment.

This is Trump flunkies crashing the market so that they can reap the inevitable rebound. Much like the tariff threats, it's all market manipulation. Get used to it.
#4 | Posted by lee_the_agent

It's as clear as day that crashing the market was always Trump's intention.

From attacking our allies (Canada, of all nations? WTF?!) to undermining the defense industry, to laying off tens of thousands of federal workers. Anyone who doesn't see that is probably too busy doubling down on their Trump coins.

This doesn't mean touch screens are set to disappear on new Volkswagens, just that drivers will now have the option of physical controls for their most used day-to-day tasks.

"Elon's Grok Chatbot Calculates Probability That Trump Is a Russian Asset"

Certainly higher than the chances that Trump is an American asset.

US stock futures drop after Trump says he won't rule out a recession

Translation: "Me and my rich friends shorted the stock market, so we need you suckers to panic-sell and drive down prices. Hope you don't mind taking the loss. Making the rich, richer is my bag baby!"

-Cheetolini

What makes the liberal freakout over this particularly humorous is that many of them didn't even bother voting Dem in elections past (instead sitting on their butts on election day because their time was better spent streaming Queer Eye or voting Green). Demonstrating that those who base their voting decision on this issue are politically valueless.

So, yeah, Newsom is trying to appeal to those who decide elections. The people who actually vote.

As always, the question is how many billions Trump and his oligarch bros stole from everyone else by manipulating the markets.

Macron is the one throwing the Nuke card on the table.
#2 | Posted by oneironaut

OneIronTurd is correct as usual with his revisionist history.

Kale is great. OneIronTurd is a fool.

Can't touch housing. Too many peeps are relying on the housing shortage to prop up their property values.

All started with Dubbya's strategy of increasing consumer spending by inflating home values. Any decrease in home prices would cause a recession that we may not be able claw out of for a generation.