Somebody made a good joke yesterday about how they thought even Dr. Harold "healthiest individual ever elected" Bornstein would make a better choice.

"Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn't kill." - Mike Pence, 2000

"Condoms are a very, very poor protection against sexually transmitted disease." - Mike Pence, 2002

"I'm going to go home and pray on it." - Mike Pence, 2015 regarding Indiana's HIV outbreak

WHO on Monday: 53 confirmed cases of coronavirus in the U.S.

Trump on Tuesday: "We're really down to probably about 10".

Pathological. Just has to lie even when it serves no purpose.

"She got her first deer with this weapon at 9".

"You're the duke! You're the duke! You're A-Number One."

In Trump World, "national security" is all about taking away Americans' security.

#9 | POSTED BY SNIPER

Oh cool, yet another Republican who condones the murder of innocent Americans. When do you plan on starting your killing spree, Sniper?

Chaos! Turmoil! The abyss! Widespread fear! Gaping wounds!

Talk about melodramatic. Is the author trying to win an Oscar or something?

Is Bernie really that ignorant? Or is he simply counting on his audience being ignorant?

#4 | POSTED BY SAWDUST

Bernie's audience understands the difference between socialism and democratic socialism, whereas Republicans believe the Constitutions says innocent Americans should be murdered.

The analysis took this long because there's barely any difference between bots and Trump supporters.

Another suspected bot, @petefrt, has nearly 52,000 followers

Hahaha, see? Just another day in Trumpland's alternate reality.

"Republicans went nuts"

That's what Republicans do with facts these days. But if they were told about some false, crazy conspiracy theory they would have nodded in great interest.

Newsom noted California's successes in his speech, pointing out that the state is the fifth-largest economy in the world and has enjoyed 118 consecutive months of net job growth. He said that more than half of all U.S. venture capital flows to California companies, and that California has averaged 3.8 percent gross domestic product growth over five years.

The governor failed, however, to point to a single California policy that is responsible for these successes. Truth be told, these successes have come in spite of California's governmental policies, not because of them.

That's some pretty typical pathetic Faux News spin right there. California is the fifth-largest economy in the world and enjoys year after year of growth because of spite???

Come on. Republican states wish they had half of California's economy. There are problems, but it's not like Republicans care about the homeless.

In the wake of Roger Stone's sentencing of 3.5 years in prison this Thursday, Fox News legal analyst Andrew Napolitano posited that U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson's choice to go along with Attorney General Bill Barr's sentencing recommendation could have been an effort to pardon-proof the sentence from President Trump.

"[Jackson's] trying to make this bulletproof from a pardon," Napolitano said. "Because she went along exactly with what [Barr] requested."

"How could the government possibly object to this?" he continued. "She gave them exactly what they wanted, and it's half of the number that had outraged the President."

Huh. I expected "In defense of William Barr" to be followed by something like "he's suffering from a severe brain injury".

they ignore even the slightest possibility that the Justice Department may have done the right thing for the right reason

That's like saying they ignore even the slightest possibility that the world is flat.

This is going to be a big loser for the DemoKKKrats in November.

#2 | POSTED BY SAWDUST

I don't see why this would be a big issue compared to hundreds of more important issues. This is a little too complicated for Trump's base to sink their teeth into. They don't care.

Why do you call them "DemoKKKrats" when pretty well all KKK members are Republican Trump supporters?

Trump being asked about William Barr and Roger Stone moments ago:

"I'm actually, I guess, the chief law enforcement officer of the country. But I've chosen not to be involved."

Oh really?

Attempting to obstruct justice over and over again is not trolling.

What kind of a defense is that? How many times have we heard that Trump is "just trolling"? Since when is it okay for the President of the United States to be a troll?

'I was so upset with the hate coming from the left that I went to a Trump rally, bought a "F your feelings" t-shirt, and started screaming at the media there.'

A Republican wants to do some good? What a RINO!

She was as crooked as A DOG'S HIND LEG

#3 | POSTED BY SNIPER

Liu worked for the transition team of President-elect Donald Trump, and in 2017 became deputy general counsel at the United States Department of the Treasury. In June 2017, President Trump nominated Liu to become the next United States Attorney for the District of Columbia. - Wikipedia

Attorney General William Barr on Tuesday blasted Democratic politicians who support so-called sanctuary cities with protections for undocumented immigrants.

Barr's speech to a sheriffs conference came as the Department of Justice, which he oversees, is reportedly weighing whether to scale back sentencing recommendations for Roger Stone, a longtime ally of President Donald Trump.

"People cannot enjoy freedom and achieve prosperity without the rule of law to protect them," Barr told the America Winter Conference. "And there can be no rule of law without brave deputies and police officers on the front lines upholding it."

"But some state and local politicians have taken the precise opposite approach," the Attorney General complained. "Rather than work together with the federal government to discharge our shared duty, they do everything they can to impede federal law enforcement."

"The very purpose of these policies is to release criminals onto the streets," he said.

Just yesterday Barr was once again blathering on about the need to respect law enforcement.

Ambassador Gordan Sondland is out now too.

Retaliation against a witness is a federal crime. Well, it used to be.

Just read that Vindman's twin brother, who was also an Army lieutenant colonel working at the White House, was fired and escorted out at the same time.

a 9% surplus... nearly $111 million more than expectations

Takes a Democrat. Remember when surpluses used to be good?

A Republican hearing about a government surplus is like a Vampire being threatened by holy water.

Dems blame Trump for every screwup they make. It's pavlovian.

#1 | POSTED BY NULLIFIDIAN

Dems rightly blame Trump supporters, who have admitted to this.

Trolling is what Trump's people do best. The same kind of deplorables who flood movie sites with bad reviews just because there's a female or non-white lead.