Putin's just mad that it floats.

I smell --------. Being induced isnt the same as an abortion. That doesnt even sound right.

#13 | POSTED BY BOAZ

Can't get anything past Boaz! No need to do a quick Google search. It just "doesn't sound right".

Like how can someone give birth to a dead baby? That doesn't even sound right.

Groomers.

"I am sorry, but I couldn't resist the urge. It's in my nature", said the scorpion.

She could have just driven to another emergency room in another state - Republicans

"racist texts"

Oh, I was wondering why Abbott wanted to pardon a murderer. That explains it.

This legislation does nothing to protect Americans from chemtrails and lizard people.

At a recent press conference, Ron DeSantis fought back by repeating Trump's statement word for word.

They knew cops were infiltrating the show, so there was no dirty dancing with kids.

#7 | POSTED BY PHESTEROBOYLE

The agents were undercover and there is no mention in the report that their cover was blown. Making stuff up doesn't make it true.

Oh and here's something I found from the Miami Herald:

But while the agents took photos of three minors at the Orlando drag show " who appeared to be accompanied by adults " they acknowledged that nothing indecent had happened on stage

Taking pictures of kids without consent? Now that's creepy.

#15 | POSTED BY VISITOR

Billionaire tech mogul Peter Thiel is seen as having accelerated SVB's fall after talk circulated Thursday that his Founders Fund venture capital firm asked its companies to move their funds.

VC firms Coatue Management, Union Square Ventures and Founder Collective also reportedly had advised their portfolio companies to pull their money from the bank, while Canaan told its portfolio companies to remove their cash on an as-needed basis, reports said.

This set off panic across Silicon Valley, prompting SVB's CEO on Thursday to hold a conference call with clients asking them to remain calm.

#18 | POSTED BY VISITOR

I'd love to hear you explain how just being "woke" could make billions of dollars magically disappear. Perhaps there is a more likely scenario, something that actually happens in the real world and has happened before:

How SVB Was Doomed By a Bad Bet on Mortgage Securities and the Fed's Rate Hikes

The demise of Silicon Valley Bank wasn't driven by credit problems but by an old-fashioned mismatch of assets and liabilities that doomed many thrifts back in the 1970s.

SVB's mistake was investing in longer-term mortgage securities with more than 10 years to maturity, rather than shorter-maturity Treasuries or mortgage issues maturing in less than five years. This led to an asset/liability mismatch.

Things unraveled quickly for SVB. On Wednesday, it announced moves to sell some $21 billion of Treasury and agency bonds classified as available-for-sale for accounting purposes, realize a $1.8 billion loss, and raise $2.25 billion in capital.

The plan didn't work as depositors rushed to pull out their money.

"There is just a lot of super talented hardworking people in China who strongly believe in manufacturing. They won't just be burning the midnight oil, they will be burning the 3am oil, they won't even leave the factory type of thing, whereas in America people are trying to avoid going to work at all."

-Elon Musk, after visiting his Shanghai Tesla factory

"Let's make one thing clear: rape is a crime, and Texas will work tirelessly to make sure that we eliminate all rapists from the streets of Texas by aggressively going out and arresting them and prosecuting them and getting them off the streets. Goal number one in the state of Texas is to eliminate rape so that no woman " no person " will be a victim of rape."

- Gov. Ted Abbott, Sept 21 2021

Texas Republicans still haven't done a single thing about women being raped. They can't even be bothered to pretend doing anything about it.

"I am your redeemer! It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world!"

- Immortan Joe, Mad Max: Fury Road