Hey, Hegseth has a good reason to bring up Jesus. Pete's helping bring upon us the End Times and the Second Coming of Christ, ushering in a 1,000-year reign of peace. Non-believers will finally face the ultimate destruction and eternal punishment they deserve.

So what's the big deal?

"A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you've got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez"

That's pretty specific for something so complex. Newt must have put a lot of thought into this. Maybe... three seconds?

here's a minuscule list of the STUPID F/G S/T that dems spend tax money on

#26 | Posted by shrimptacodan

Some of that has been debunked, some of that is misleading. Some of it is just a small part of normal funding. And Republicans have had most control of spending for years now.

Either way, is millions of dollars the same as $2 billion every day? $200 billion? It's only been a few weeks! How long before it's $1 trillion?

DOGE? Elon? Hello?

Trump on Joe Kent: "I always thought he was weak on security. Very weak on security. It's a good thing that he's out."

Trump's usual gaslighting, but *always thought* Kent was weak on security? As in when he nominated him for director of the National Counterterrorism Center? And for over a year since?

Republicans would have had a field day if a Democrat said this, but they either don't care or are too stupid to realize it because it's Trump.

Media: Five planes were damaged

Trump: Lying fake news media! The planes were not struck or destroyed! They were just damaged! Off with their heads!

So Americans are losing weight and spending more on health care? #MAHA is working!

The US is too scared to put in its navy, why would other countries?

Trump: "These ships should go through the Strait of Hormuz and show some guts, there's nothing to be afraid of."

Also Trump: won't send in his own navy

#35 | Posted by madbomber

Did the troops get grand pianos too?

"Hegseth should spend a little less time worrying about how he looks in photos"

Hey, he spent a lot of taxpayer money on a makeup room. You think he should just let all that money go to waste?

And if you question the billions in luxuries going straight to the top, Trump supporters will accuse you of wanting soldiers to starve.

Iran was an "imminent threat". Just imagine how many troops would be killed and wounded if the US didn't go to war!

Thousands dead, yet we were told that Iran was the imminent threat. Calling Trump and Netanyahu war criminals is too kind. They're psychopaths.

About an hour ago:

Reporter: A new report says that a military investigation has found that the US struck the school in Iran. As commander in chief, do you take responsibility?

Trump: For what?

Reporter: A strike on the school in Iran

Trump: I don't know about it

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.

Those dead schoolgirls would have been happy to have heard about this.

I regularly watch police arrest videos. They never stand in front of or near the front of the car and they never shoot when a vehicle takes off.

It's not Trump's fault. The pharmacists were trying to enter the 1500% discounts and the cash registers crashed.

A necessary sacrifice. According to Trump and his supporters, Iran is an imminent nuclear threat. Only now since they have to defend this war, of course. And less than a year after Trump claimed Iran's nuclear program was "completely and totally obliterated".

Have they not learned that they're not paid to think?

Jan. 6 rioter gets life in prison for sexually abusing two 12-year-olds after Trump pardon

Andrew Paul Johnson, 45, was found guilty last month on five criminal charges, including molestation, lewd and lascivious exhibition and transmission of material harmful to a minor.

Johnson repeatedly abused the two middle-school aged children just months after his pardon, and he tried to keep the victims quiet by promising to share the millions of dollars in restitution money he expected the Trump administration would give him.

"There was many signs put out by the State Dept. I wish everybody in this room would report on them."

What a cold-hearted, straight up lying itch!!!

Republicans: Biden is banning beef!

RFK Jr: Liver is technically beef

Vance/Jesus 2028