Just connect the dots: MAGA Jesus is a nutcase.
He doesn't say stupid, insulting, ignoramic stuff to trigger people.
He says stupid, insulting, ignoramic stuff because he's an ignoramus with a lousy education.
Who is also, as it happens, mentally ill.
If anyone else said the stuff he says, you'd be looking to an intervention.
If you actually cared about the guy.
Which, clearly, no one around him really does.

"senior leaders come in with 100% credibility"

One would/could/should hope/expect.
But not with this regime.
Nope, not with this regime.

Paolo Zampolli, the Genius Visa holder's whatchamacallit - agent, fixer, connection pimp, whatever - currently occupies the position of United States Special Representative for Global Partnerships (salary and budget not revealed). Like everyone associated with this regime, he's utterly rancid.

"Thank you very much, I love you, sir!"
Todd Blanche
Acting Attorney General of the United States
Personal Attorney to MAGA Jesus

That's the spirit.
The chin, Todd, yeah, hanky to the chin and a wipe, for MySake.
~ MAGA Jesus

And wouldn't you just know it? The Book of Marathon is one of my favoritest Bible book books? Maybe the bookiest. Who knows? Divine intervention? That's for you to find out and Me to know.
~ MAGA Jesus

Please use properly respectful, hushed tones when speaking of MAGA Jesus.
Otherwise, He's liable to grab you by your --------.
Because He's a "star," is MAGA Jesus.

MAGA Jesus has learned a few things.
For one, there are literally almost zero restraints to keep him from doing anything goddamn thing he wants to do.
This is what the Republican Party has helped create.
MAGA Jesus is Robert Mugabe is MAGA Jesus.
Praise be, MAGA Jesus.

She played a beloved character and brought some smiles into lives. That's pretty darn good, when you think about it. Good wishes, stay strong.

The Poodle Room.
Perfect for a dipsomaniacal lapdog.

Place your faith in MAGA Jesus and ...

Recall the real Jesus is credited with this advice: "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thornbushes or figs from thistles?" (Matthew 7:15-16)

Place your faith in MAGA Jesus and ...

Recall the real Jesus is credited with this advice: "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thornbushes or figs from thistles?" (Matthew 7:15-16)

#8
Hey, what about Teapot Dome? Oh, no. Wait, the poppy boom! Yeah, that's the ticket for deflection.

But I realize for MAGAts, $240,000,000 gone poof on their watch is nothing. Wait until we get the bill for their war.

That's the worm doing the talking.

Watch out, or it'll turn down your volume.

"Mishap" is the new "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly."

#14
My guess is quite a bit of anti-Trump sentiment abroad easily morphs into a generalized anti-American sentiment. After all, Americans voted this creature into office not once but twice.

"Listen, don't mention the war," Brit hotelier Basil Fawlty tells staff with respect to the establishment's German guests. "I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right."*

* Fawlty Towers, "The Germans" (1975)

Trump a mere "king"?!?
Why, He's MAGA Jesus.

Pointing a gun? They've shot and murdered people with the blessings of MAGA Jesus.

Me. My ******* merch is better. It's all about ******* me. The damn merch. So ***damn much better. You ******** want it? We ******* got it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
~ MAGA Jesus

You vote for a caudillo, you get caudillismo.

Was Thomas, that paragon to judicial mediocrity, delivered to this sad jeremiad via the RV he obtained his usual way: rank corruption?

You betcha he isn't keen on progressives/progressivism and anything else he doesn't understand or thinks threatens him keeping his shoved way down deep in the trough.

For MAGA Jesus, war is like professional wrestling.
Others do the dirty work while he watches.
Blessed are the warmakers, for they entertain MAGA Jesus.

Hypotheticals is really a fun game. What if it happened on a Friday night in Rio back in 1942 in a favela where the caiman is to die for? Huh?

Another miracle wrought by MAGA Jesus.

Not to worry, folks. Six bankruptcies, including casinos busted out, found guilty of sexual abuse, thirty-four felony convictions, theft from a cancer charity, grifting and grafting on unprecedented scale haven't held MAGA Jesus back. Trump bless God.