"Naw, everyone knows that Ethiopian chickens are the fastest land animals on the planet."

Great. Now you are drawing unwanted attention to Ethiopian immigrant communities.

I can hear it now..

They are eating our chickens! The man on the internets said so!

Re 4

The series "For All Mankind" does a great job of playing out that scenario for our first colony on mars. Much better than Total Recall which was still a fun Sci-Fi but hokey in comparison.

I would love to make jokes about Haitian culture sucking but you know what?

They're not funny now.

So my joke about why Haitian cats and dogs are the fastest in the world is not cool?

Dang.

There goes my best Haitian joke.

"Good to the last drop."

Sounds illegal. Sounds like Trumpy wants to steal Canada's water. Why would we vote for that? We like Canada. Trumpy is not even trying to win California's vote.

Well maybe the 600 wealthy homeowners votes whose houses that are sliding into the ocean that he promised to save. He was ranting for what seemed like hours about them on Fox. Even tho he would or could never do that either.

You mean the federal government didn't have to ask them, I mean "pressure" them to do the right thing this time?

Baby steps.

Democrats made them say it.

Therefore democrats are responsible for any resulting violence.

-Bellrigger

She has a 6 point lead and Lamp's post #19 sums up the reality.

Next.....

#56 | POSTED BY EBERLY

So how about that Kamala, eh? You are not impressed I see.

6 point lead! Isn't that something? Are you not yet entertained?

In what two months? Wow. We really should do all our elections this way from now on.

3 months. Bam. Done.

That's all the time republicans should get to terrorize America.

"---------!!!! This thread is about KAMALA!!!"

-Donner

POSTED BY EBERLY

Exactly! Which you obviously do NOT want to talk about.

Obviously not made by Boeing.

No.....they aren't.

#49 | POSTED BY EBERLY

They are where it will be on the ballot.

Just not in this thread. Which is about Kamala's "soaring" lead.

You clowns not only suck; what you embrace is dangerous.
Go get bent.

#187 | Posted by BellRinger

You mad bro?

"Everybody is still talking about women's right to choose."

Maybe Eb is on the wrong thread. This thread is about Kamala's Soaring 6 point Lead. She's soaring! lol.

Maybe he's looking for this thread:

But rifle in your car is now a life threatening assassination attempt.

#42 | POSTED BY CLOWNSHACK

The "snipers nest" with flak jacket rifle and go-pro looked pretty "life threatening". Though I doubt how conclusive that will be in court because it could have been staged. They will definitely need more evidence to prove it was an actual assassination attempt. But they do seem to have plenty of other charges to hold him and charge him with.

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

#36 | POSTED BY CLOWNSHACK

The US State Department designated Hizballah as a foreign terrorist organization in October 1997. More than 60 other countries and organizations, including the EU, the Arab League, and the Gulf Cooperation Council, have also designated Hizballah"either in part or in its entirety"as a terrorist group.

I forgot the most important thing. My advice for effenpuffer!

My advice is don't be a terrorist if you don't want random ---- blowing up around you.

"And none went to a family member or child?"

Good question. Are terrorists that dumb? Probably. If I was a terrorist I would never give my cool spy stuff to my kids. But I am sure it happens in terror land. Also if I was a terrorist I probably would refrain from having kids ... or loved ones ... or pets ... if I was a terrorist. They are way too clingy and needy and as you noted vulnerable to unintended collateral damage.

It was a Monstrous Crime against random people just living their lives.

These were apparently pagers purchased by Hezbolla for Hezbolla. Not "random people".

Hezbolla is a terrorist organization.

So they "were just living their lives" terrorizing Israelis for a terrorist organization.

They knew what they signed up for.

Now a classic.

Like "Hold my beer!"

"the left is responsible because they incited him via stochastic terrorism and all of that."

A word salad told by an idiot, full of sound and fury.

Signifying nothing.

As of this writing, 2800 injured/ 9 dead

#6 | POSTED BY KARABEKIAN

Ouch!

9 dead? There was something else in those "pagers" besides tiny batteries.

"Then... after Killing a quarter million people... They left the Emperor alone anyway..."

Debunking Propaganda is my Daily Bread.

Read more History? Try it yourself. You cherry pick history. Not read it.

Many more than a quarter million Americans would have died trying to take the Japanese islands conventionally.

And the emperor was not "left alone". But we did not prosecute or execute him either for killing tens of thousands of Americans or torturing them in pow camps.

Following World War II, the Emperor of Japan, Hirohito, was effectively stripped of all political power, becoming a ceremonial figurehead with no real authority under the new constitution imposed by the Allied forces, essentially leaving him with no power after the war; his role was reduced to a symbolic head of state.

And then we spent roughly $2.2 billion on Japan's reconstruction. ($18 billion in today's dollars). Because we are such a horrible people?

Like I said. There is something wrong with you.

"Israel will Whine when something similar is done to them."

How do you know Israel did it?

...

These type of actions never stay exclusive to one party in a conflict.

#4 | POSTED BY EFFETEPOSER

They do if one only party is stupid enough to use explodable pagers as their primary means of communication.

33 bomb threats in springfield, Ohio. all directly related to trump and vance lying about hairian immigrants living there.

#177 | POSTED BY ALEXANDRITE

Never trust them Hairy immigrants!

Obviously that is democrats fault for forcefully standing up to and pointing out the lies of a hateful lying narcissist.

At least give credit to those who came up with it (ERB).

#13 | POSTED BY SENTINEL

???? I came up with it independently. Don't even know what an "ERB" is. But whatever bro. Still a nice play on words. Whoever thought it first.