If I watch the SOTU I'll be blackout drunk within 20 minutes. read more
Not mine but: When you die, I'm going to hire a midget to dress in drag and weep inconsolably at your funeral.
Both are in drydock and unavailable, maybe he will send a dingy with a first aid kit. If so, then calling it a boat was correct.
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Worse than Elvis Presco? You must have missed it, maybe it was before you were born.
Senior year we got an old beater and parked it in the school parking lot. Homecoming week, we had a pep rally, bon fire and then went at that car with bats, tire irons, sledge hammers. The fire department was on standby so when we were done they used their jaws of life, (a new tool then) to open it back up.