He had such a sour face after Alcaraz won.

Why would he even care? A Spaniard beat an Italian. Where's his grift?

Has Canada outlawed carrying anything for self defense beyond a whistle or other noisemaker.?

I don't know. I don't live in a crime ridden --------, so I don't worry about it.

"None Dare Call It A Conspiracy"

Now it's, "None Dare Call It A Cult".

They're not coming back!

They're not "Drill, Baby Drilling" either.

Kamala lost my vote when she gave big pharma and health insurance companies the Willie Brown treatment ran for office.

Has he stolen the trophy yet?

And what's the penalty for Hyundai?

Errrr.....who's gonna tell him??

Oh, I know. I was just bored. And the jeans are nowhere near as durable as they used to be.

Barron does look a bit like Bubba.

I could not imagine Trump with a gun in his hands

It's odd that the GOP's God Emperor doesn't have many (if any) pics of him waving penis extenders around like most of GOP Congress does.

I wear Dockers. Levi sucks.

as may hinder them finding their 'wants/needs'

It's not going to "hinder" anything. As long as there is demand, the supply will come.

He seems to be sliding backwards.

He'll liken himself to FDR the first time he shows up in a wheelchair.

The man is very likely to kill American citizens EO designated narco-terrorists in Chicago soon.

efforts to dramatically pare back the federal bureaucracy

LOL! Good one!

For me, it's not as black and white.

Whattaboutism in 3.. 2... 1...

To the best of my knowledge we don't have a polio resurgence.

Good. Nothing to be concerned about then.

...cherry picked diseases like polio.

Polio is a big one. There was a time when Pakistan was the last holdout to kill it off for good.

Like a locked door is going to stop someone

Like I said, locks mean little to someone carrying a Modern Sporting Rifle.

Does the Nobel Peace Prize aspirant...

No, no. His latest gig is he's not interested in the Peace Prize, he just wants to "save lives".

it's okay for the police to let Uvalde happen.

I'm guessing by the time the police got organized they assumed the shooter had already killed everyone in the classrooms, so there was no rush. The report on the event didn't paint the police in a good light.

Recent reports also say the school doors were faulty and not secured properly, but locks mean little to someone carrying a Modern Sporting Rifle.

Isn't that the job?

You'd think so, but it's not.

"I ratted on my best friend of 15+ years"

He best not go for a boat ride with Tony, Pauli, and Silvio.

What a riot.

imalumpertoo needs a new shtick and a new username. This one has turned into a parody of itself.

*Yawn*