John Miller, "Pork Chops."
"I don't blame Dummkopf Trumpf. I love him."
The IDF has approved ...
Donald Trump in another unhinged rant on Truth Social demands MLB rename Jackie Robinson Day to Donald J Trump day (the J stands for "Jesus") and wants all players to wear 47. Or 45.
"Transgender discrimination is, by its very nature, sex discrimination," Justice Laurie McKinnon wrote in the court's decision. "Government issued identification documents are necessary to access public life. When they do not accurately reflect a person's sexual identity, the transgender Montanan is prevented, based on their sex, from obtaining the same attributes of public life that a cisgender Montanan may obtain. Hence, the inability of transgender Montanans to receive government-issued identification documents accurately reflecting their gender identity is fundamentally about the nature of sex and suspect class discrimination."
GETTYSBURG, Pa. (WHP) " Former Gettysburg Mayor Chad-Alan Carr has been released on bail after turning himself in to the police on child sex-related charges, according to court documents. Records show Carr was bailed out of jail on a $100,000 surety bond. The investigation into Carr's alleged conduct began on Feb. 24 when a childline report was filed. The victim spoke with investigators the next day, according to an affidavit. READ MORE | Former Gettysburg mayor facing child sex crimes, accused of grooming 16-year-old boy During the conversation, the victim claimed to have met Carr when they were 8 years old. Troopers said the alleged abuse didn't start until years later, when they were 16.
Film created by Massive Attack (working with US photo artist thefinaleye). This montage work portrays a momentous American epoch that is yet to be named, and comes in the aftermath of the largest public protests in American history - focused on opposition to ICE raids, the militarisation of domestic forces, and state authoritarianism.
Dubbed "Operation Dildo Blitz," volunteers protested outside ICE facilities in Broadview IL, Portland OR, Los Angeles CA, and ICE HQ in Washington DC with dildos donated by a sex shop that went out of business in Minneapolis.
Throw D***s at D***s
Mexico Foreign Minister Roberto Velasco Alvarez (38): "Foreign policy is, in essence, the external expression of a national project. Our task is not limited to representing; we must transform. Translate diplomacy into prosperity for the people of Mexico, into effective protection for those who are far from home, and into tangible opportunities for the development of our country."
Mexico is one the happiest countries in the world and in 2027 will provide universal healthcare for all its residents, unlike the US
Iran's Embassy in Tajikistan on Tuesday posted an AI-generated video of Jesus Christ punching President Trump in the face. The embassy posted the video on its account on the social platform X.
Over the years, America has been blessed with visionaries in fitness who have reshaped how we exercise. Including one who hails from the great state of Oklahoma. Oklahoma senators decided the 79-year-old should be our school-aged children's fitness role model. While the details of the Trump administration's fitness plan are still being worked out, I suspect someone whose only exercise is playing golf probably wouldn't be able to pass the screening. The guidelines are expected to include pull-ups or push-ups, V-ups (a modified version of a sit up), a 1-mile run, and some sort of stretching component to measure how far you can reach beyond your toes.
BRISTOL, Va. (WCYB) -- Multiple violations were found involving a 3-year-old at a daycare in Bristol, Virginia, according to the Virginia Department of Social Services (DSS). According to the DSS, a complaint against Victory Children's Center on Island Road was substantiated, with an investigation finding multiple violations involving a 3-year-old child. The DSS report states staff used forbidden discipline methods, including rough handling, and forced feeding while the child was gagging. Read more
The FIFA 2026 World Cup tournament has opened our eyes to the complexities of implementing border intelligence and protection measures for a tri-nation event drawing six million visitors from around the world. With the Summer Olympics arriving in Los Angeles in 2028 ("LA28") and major international sporting events and concert tours unfolding, there's likewise opportunity to reassess how we handle security at major events themselves.
Late last year, I relaunched Giant Freakin Robot with a renewed determination to avoid these pitfalls by making this the most exclusionary geek site on the internet. What does that mean? It means we will not work with writers who have bad ideas or ideas that are in direct conflict with the values and interests of our readers. That doesn't serve them or us. Specifically, Giant Freakin Robot's readers are geeky men, and always have been, so that means finding commentators who have the same fundamental world view that most geeky men have. Engaging Alex Kurtzman fans to write for Giant Freakin Robot would make about as much sense as investing in Giant Freakin Robot makeup tutorials.
"On 14 April, at the direction of the commander of US Southern Command, Gen. Francis L. Donovan, Joint Task Force Southern Spear conducted a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel operated by Designated Terrorist Organizations. Intelligence confirmed the vessel was transiting along known narco-trafficking routes in the Eastern Pacific and was engaged in narco-trafficking operations. Four male narco-terrorists were killed during this action. No US military forces were harmed."
Expect More XJK and Growing Body Count in Latin America
The Israelis attacked another Palestinian police vehicle in Gaza City, killing at least four people, including Yahya Al Malahi (3) and a police officer, while wounding nine others, some critically.
This ICC-indicted war criminal and barbarian automatically receives billions of dollars of hardworking American taxpayer dollars every year
