Sunday, July 14, 2024

Richard Simmons Dies

Richard Simmons, the energetic fitness guru who wore short-shorts, died Saturday, one day after his 76th birthday.

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It figures his death would be overlooked thanks to a horrible glutton.

#1 | Posted by Tor at 2024-07-13 09:21 PM

His shtick wasn't anything that attracted me, but you could see where it appealed to many and actually helped a lot of people. Well done. RIP.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-07-14 07:53 AM

Nice enough guy, but his perfume was overwhelming. It was like he bathed in it.

#3 | Posted by DarkVader at 2024-07-14 04:24 PM

Dying to the oldies.

#4 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2024-07-14 04:28 PM

Thankfully I never needed his services.

RIP anyways

#5 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2024-07-14 07:31 PM

He was a great guest on the Howard Stern show back in the day. It was always funny when he showed up.

#6 | Posted by qcp at 2024-07-15 08:35 AM

"Thankfully I never needed his services."

Which ones?

#7 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2024-07-15 09:42 AM

saw part of his congressional testimony today.

That must have hurt.

#8 | Posted by Tor at 2024-07-15 03:15 PM

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