You know that thing that happens all the time, where your penis is just so big it prevents you from winning a medal at the Olympics? I know, right? Same. And that's what happened to our brother, French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati on Saturday at the Paris Games.
Anthony Ammirati failed the bar and the commentators are clearly having a hard time acknowledging what happened HELP I'M DYING pic.twitter.com/5hOHttVA5g
" Gladys Wotching (@Glodyswotcher) August 3, 2024
A bit more detail, maybe? packaged-media.redd.it
Perhaps next time he needs to "secure the package"?
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