Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Putin Pals Eat Crow as 'Complete Fool' Creams 'Our Donald'

There is shock and dismay on Russian state television, since Moscow's true preferred candidate Donald Trump was no match for Vice President Kamala Harris in Tuesday's debate.

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The noxious orange pedo stunk it up so bad last night they could smell it in Moscow.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-09-11 02:38 PM

Wow... well, if the Russians themselves see what really happened last night at the Debate, perhaps their trolls the Trumpers will, too!

Naw.

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2024-09-11 03:20 PM

... A panelist from the Russian International Affairs Council, Alexey Naumov said, "She [Kamala Harris] managed to lure Trump into every trap she set up for him... ...

Just imagine how fmr Pres Trump does against powerful foreign autocrats and dictators?



#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-09-11 03:58 PM

Russians Dismayed By Dotard's Putrid Debate Performance

It's 4-D chess, like PoohtyPants's 3-day invasion that is going into year 3 and, according to Orange Julius last night, cost the Russkies 300,000 lives.

#4 | Posted by censored at 2024-09-11 04:16 PM

"Dismayed" is hardly the word.

My guess is Vladimir Putin is devastated after watching his legacy just go up in smoke.

#5 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-09-11 11:39 PM

Somehow Trump wins election and immrdiately goes into tough nrgotistiond with Ourin yo end the war:
Putin: I wom war and now annex all of Ukraibe brcause America deserts them with Trumo in charge;

Trump: "OK, can I get abother "loan:"p: [:
Putin: "You never pay us back, but OK!. Thanks for Ukraine, can I have Latvia too>"
Trump: "OK, Would you like anything else?"

#6 | Posted by danni at 2024-09-12 01:34 AM

Sorry for all the spelling mistakes, I'm thinking matbe I'll switch to voice recognition.

#7 | Posted by danni at 2024-09-12 02:11 AM

Putin: "You never pay us back, but OK!. Thanks for Ukraine, can I have Latvia too>"

Putin won't ask.

#8 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-09-12 07:04 AM

Was it just me, or did Der Dotard suggest in the debate this week that he has spoken with Vlad since moving out of the WH with all those files?

Asked for a comment, a world leader stated:
Not enough polonium in Trump's diet...
--Vlad the Pharmacist and best friend

#9 | Posted by catdog at 2024-09-12 09:26 AM

My dream for an October surprise: Putin dumps some delicious kompromat on Trump in the second half of the month, as Trump is no longer a worthwhile-enough useful idiot.

If Putin's desire all along (and I've been reading this in academic journals since the mid-2000s) has been to sow distrust in democracy, 2016 and 2020 have delivered beyond his wildest dreams. If he can pull the rug out from the cult -- if that's possible -- in the election's waning days, that could be more discord-sowing than Harris roach-stomping Trump at the polls.

#10 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-09-12 02:14 PM

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