Georgia Student Suspended for Pretending Banana Was a Gun

Thursday, September 19, 2024

Some parents in Glynn County are upset after hearing a 9-year-old girl was suspended for holding a banana like a gun during lunch.

Posted by gracieamazed at 06:30 PM | 9 COMMENTS | permalink

"The little boy had pointed a banana at some other little boy and said, Pew pew.' My daughter picked up her banana, I guess in self defense, and said Pew pew, you're under arrest.' The rest is history," said Jachimowicz.

Comments

"several students were using bananas as guns at lunch."

POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

Thoughts and prayers.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2024-09-19 10:20 AM

"They weren't laughing

Well, good for them. If you want to know who to thank, that would be the Well Regulated Militia.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-09-19 10:22 AM

POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

It's pretty common for students to re-visit their old schools, and they are not carrying bananas. Banana clips, maybe,

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2024-09-19 10:29 AM

Banana clips, maybe,

Oh gawd, it's a banana magazine.

#4 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-09-19 10:37 AM

it's a banana magazine.

#4 | POSTED BY REDIAL

Full of the lifestyles of rich and famous bananas

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2024-09-19 12:48 PM

Dumb.

School admins really do leave a lot to be desired.

#6 | Posted by jpw at 2024-09-19 01:01 PM

Glynn County is a staunch, republican stronghold. Does not get much "redder" than this.

#7 | Posted by Angrydad at 2024-09-19 02:20 PM

Likely she would have been expelled if the banana was loaded.

#8 | Posted by TrueBlue at 2024-09-19 07:32 PM

We are so frightened of guns that we expel a kid for pointing a banana but my legally blind wife can buy an AR15 with her Braille Discover card. We Americans are dumber than our ancestors who came down out of the trees.

#9 | Posted by TenMile at 2024-09-19 07:55 PM

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