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Saturday, November 16, 2024

Y'all be careful out there. Don't be getting trolled by cute little Tweets

Posted by lfthndthrds at 08:22 AM | 96 COMMENTS | permalink

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The game was a blast, even though my side lost. Intense, well played, good sportsmanship (mostly). No particularly controversial calls. VAR was needed. Unlike higher levels of soccer where it seems there are constant calls for investigation of corruption by the officials.
I was surprised by the minimal amount of flopping and acting, Let's play, seemed to be the call of the day.

#1 | Posted by mattm at 2024-11-16 08:41 AM

Thanks for getting us rolling today, LFT

#2 | Posted by mattm at 2024-11-16 08:41 AM

Anytime!

#3 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 08:51 AM

There's actually a link in the headline.

#4 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 08:53 AM

May you live in interesting times

#5 | Posted by shane at 2024-11-16 09:01 AM

tenor.com

#6 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-16 11:35 AM

I got my paycheck and the envelope was full of parsley.

looks like they garnished my wages.

#7 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-16 11:41 AM

Magat scum

#8 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 11:47 AM

Magat scum

#8 | POSTED BY TRUTHHURTS AT 2024-11-16 11:47 AM | REPLY |

Good morning Twoofy.

#9 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 12:29 PM

---- you magat scum

#10 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 01:36 PM

---- you magat scum

#10 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 01:36 PM | Reply | Flag

I'm betting it wasn't a Lego you stepped on that's causing all this toxicity.

#11 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 02:16 PM

I bet your soul is full of gunk, you piece of human filth

#12 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 02:20 PM

Biden went to Peru to get buried at Machu Picchu, he's already mummified .

#13 | Posted by fortfisher at 2024-11-16 03:16 PM

TRUTHY IS STILL ALIVE???

#14 | Posted by fortfisher at 2024-11-16 03:19 PM

I'd have sworn by now your head would POP!

#15 | Posted by fortfisher at 2024-11-16 03:22 PM

Where's Hans at?

#16 | Posted by shane at 2024-11-16 03:59 PM

Thread for rwingers who qualify as Trump Cabinet Candidates... brainworms, rap(e) artists, and all-round scumbags only need apply.

#17 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-16 04:01 PM

CARNAK: "Recess Appointments"

Question: "What does Matt Gaetz call his dates?"

#18 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 04:35 PM

#18 | POSTED BY TRUTHHURTS

This is like 3 days old, catch up FFS.

#19 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-16 04:38 PM

#1 | POSTED BY MATTM

How did the world ever play sports with out InstantReplay.

American litigation of "sporting" events is fascinating to me, it misses the whole reason for sport.

Especially at the lower levels, next we'll see parents in T ball wanting instant replay.

#20 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-16 04:40 PM

Where's Hans at?

#16 | Posted by shane a

he's between the A and the T.....MR. end sentence with preposition...

#21 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-16 04:41 PM

I bet your soul is full of gunk, you piece of human filth

#12 | Posted by truthhurts

aaaah ha ha ha ha ha....

and so it goes..

tough guy hiding behind your internet...

family must be real proud..... KARL....

#22 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-16 04:53 PM

#16 The Twoof fairy? He's been promoted.

#23 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2024-11-16 04:57 PM

Old wiseman say: If your county is still "counting" votes ... it's "creating" votes.

#24 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-16 05:03 PM

Are These Bad Times or Good Times? The Story of the Zen Farmer

mindfulness.com

In the original Taoist stories, he prolly just said, "Maybe".

#25 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-16 05:28 PM

OVERHEARD

Netfix has offered Jake Paul 50 million ...to push George Foreman down the stairs.

#26 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-16 05:41 PM

If your county is still "counting" votes ... it's "creating" votes.
#24 | POSTED BY 1LUMPYDUMP

Is this the new "the election was stolen"?

"She didn't get as many votes as is being reported!"

Whatever you say, idiot.

#27 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-16 06:43 PM

re: #27

Wow, right wing propaganda has lobotomized so many like #24

#28 | Posted by hamburglar at 2024-11-16 07:54 PM

Where's Hans at?

#16 | Posted by shane a

he's between the A and the T.....MR. end sentence with preposition...

Wheres' Hans at, -------?

#29 | Posted by mattm at 2024-11-16 08:53 PM

Especially at the lower levels, next we'll see parents in T ball wanting instant replay.

#20 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-11-16 04:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

Corky probably beats the umpires at his grand kids tee ball games with a walking cane for bad calls.

#30 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 09:08 PM

Wheres' Hans at, -------?

#29 | Posted by mattm at 2024-11-16 08:53 PM | Reply | Flag

Atta boy!!! Now you're catching on...

#31 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 09:10 PM

You've already caught most of the common veneral diseases, you preening poof.

#32 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-11-16 09:16 PM

You've already caught most of the common veneral diseases, you preening poof.

#32 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-11-16 09:16 PM | Reply | Flag

Yeah, at least penicillin can cure mine. You an doogie-diddler (Clownshack) are in a fix.

#33 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 09:20 PM

Penicillin can't cure stupid, you ------- piece of ----.

#34 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 09:26 PM

Penicillin can't cure stupid, you ------- piece of ----.

#34 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 09:26 PM | Reply | Flag

You poor thing. This can't be all Trump's fault. You have daddy issues or your wife betrayed you. Has to be. No one gets this angry over an election.

#35 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 09:28 PM

Wheres' Hans at, -------?

#29 | Posted by mattm

BWAAAAA,,,,,

knowing where that MF'r is....is the last thing I wan to know.....

a good guess would be that he was sitting in hot tub next to truthhurts basking in that

" after glow".

#36 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-16 09:36 PM

And you're nothing but a bag of ----, eat it.

#37 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 09:37 PM

You an doogie-diddler (Clownshack) are in a fix.
#33 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTURDS

No one wants to diddle your mom.

#38 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-16 09:54 PM

Hans was acting outlandishly, just like the Truthy Fairy is now. He either stroked out or he's back in re-hab. So, take a hint stupid and relax and accept your fate.

#39 | Posted by fortfisher at 2024-11-16 09:59 PM

No one wants to diddle your mom.

#38 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-16 09:54 PM | Reply | Flag

Just shut up. You'd fvkk a snake if someone would hold it's head.

#40 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 10:01 PM

Bite me ----.

Here's hoping you catch chicken pox and go sterile magat scum

#41 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:02 PM

Penicillin can't cure stupid, you ------- piece of ----.
#34 | POSTED BY TRUTHHURTS

Not to worry.

He's taking ivermectin.

#42 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-16 10:03 PM

----- have teeth where Twoofy comes from, just saying...

#43 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 10:03 PM

If I go sterile who's gonna get your daughter pregnant so she can have an abortion.

#44 | Posted by fortfisher at 2024-11-16 10:04 PM

You'd fvkk a snake if someone would hold it's head.
#40 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTURDS

How does one fkkk a snake?

Why don't you pull that one out of your arse and ask it.

#45 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-16 10:05 PM

----- have teeth where Twoofy comes from, just saying...
#43 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTURDS

You can stop bragging about your mom already.

#46 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-16 10:06 PM

How does one fkkk a snake?

Why don't you pull that one out of your arse and ask it.

#45 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-16 10:05 PM | Reply | Flag

Ask your dad about the goats... I'm sure he can come up with some guidance.

#47 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 10:07 PM

Magat scum are the most vile pieces of ---- with no morals this country ever created

#48 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:07 PM

Magat scum are the most vile pieces of ---- with no morals this country ever created

#48 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

The adults are now in control. For a minimum of 4 years the adults will legislate and enforce descent laws that will make our country better.. People like you will swing low to try and undermine these laws but you will fail. Go to sleep and wake up tomorrow with a renewed confidence in America. We got you, Bro.

#49 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 10:11 PM

Truthy if I do your wife and daughter rest assured, I won't do you, because I have morals.

#50 | Posted by fortfisher at 2024-11-16 10:12 PM

Adults?

You mean rapists and child rapists, right?

Now with a Sec Def who sexually assault someone.

And a HHS head that sexually abused his nanny.

You should ask yourself.

WTF is wrong with all these magat leaders who commit sex crimes.

You're a ------- rapist apologist you ----

#51 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:20 PM

Truthy if I do your wife and daughter rest assured, I won't do you, because I have morals.

#50 | Posted by fortfisher a

---- you ---------.

You're a diseased --------

#52 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:20 PM

BTW did you know your VP is gay, you knew that right, magat scum?

He is one of those Bill Johnson self hating gays mind you. But gay he is

#53 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:22 PM

HE didn't cuck while some Doctor impregnated his wife like Walz...

#54 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 10:30 PM

So, let's see

So far

President-Rapist
VP-Closeted Gay
AG-------------
Sec. of HHS-Sexual Predator
Def Sec. Sexual Predator
Veterans' Affairs Director-Voted against Violence Against Women Act
Homeland Security Chief-Puppy Killer

Great group of "adults" you support, magat scum

#55 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:32 PM

HE didn't cuck while some Doctor impregnated his wife like Walz...

#54 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Your boy needs several Viagra pills and some gay porn to make love to his wife once a year

#56 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:33 PM

you'll learn to love him

#57 | Posted by fortfisher at 2024-11-16 10:34 PM

And get it through your thick skull, the SOLE reason Noem was chosen as head of one the most important agencies in the country is cause she shot a dog, That is the beginning and end of her qualifications. Well, that and lying she meet Kim Jung Un

#58 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:35 PM

you'll learn to love him

#57 | Posted by fortfisher

You'll be on your knees licking his taint begging for anything - a tug, shoot even a touch, you ------- piece of ----.

#59 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:37 PM

#58 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:35 PM | Reply | Flag

She was chosen because she was smart and hot... That, and people were tired of seeing Lizzo twerk that canyon in front of the camera on Kamala's tour. Be real, for once in your sad life.

#60 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 10:38 PM

Your boy needs several Viagra pills and some gay porn to make love to his wife once a year

#56 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:33 PM | Reply | Flag

You sound experienced.

#61 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 10:39 PM

en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
www.vanityfair.com
en.wikipedia.org(53808885661)_(cropped).jpg

He does have a type that ------- you love

#62 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:39 PM

#59
You know all the moves, been hanging out with clowny and JPW ?

#63 | Posted by fortfisher at 2024-11-16 10:40 PM

He does have a type that ------- you love

#62 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:39 PM | Reply | Flag

Yes, and it ain't E. Jeane Caroll.

#64 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 10:42 PM

She was chosen because she was smart and hot... That, and people were tired of seeing Lizzo twerk that canyon in front of the camera on Kamala's tour. Be real, for once in your sad life.

#60 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Kristi Noem HOT???? LOLOLOLOL

Too ------- funny,

Careful you might die kissing her face as you suck in all that rat poison she has injected

Smart? Oh you're serious

Wow,

Well I guess for a magat scum she is.

That don't say much dummy

#65 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:43 PM

es, and it ain't E. Jeane Caroll.

#64 | Posted by lfthndthrds

You mean the woman he raped, that one?

Look at you showing how good a person you are, championing a rapist, who surrounds himself with sexual predators, including child rapists.

So, umm, yeah, you're a sack of ----.

#66 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:44 PM

here's hoping you catch a stomach virus tonight and stub your toe as you run to the bathroom to ---- diarrhea (and miss the toilet)

You ------- piece of ----.

#67 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:45 PM

Truthy I'm sorry but after seeing your ugly daughter on sex with pigs .com, I no longer will give her my----------.

#68 | Posted by fortfisher at 2024-11-16 10:48 PM

You mean the woman he raped, that one?

#66 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

The one who couldn't remember when it happened? The one who made it clear he didn't "rape" her? The one New York had to change the statute of limitations to be able to prosecute him? The one the jurors ticked the box that said Trump didn't "rape" Ms. Carroll?

Stick to Bill Clinton's accusers and Biden's daughter's confessions. You will be more credible. As for the USA, we made our choice based on evidence and we're moving on. Bye Felecia. Enjoy

#69 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 10:49 PM

So this is the famous "Nooner"? Must be a crushing loss.

#70 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-11-16 10:52 PM

If it weren't for the repairs that need to be made after the abysmal failure of the last 4 years of leadership, I'd say prosecute everyone of these clowns. But we need to move on and that's their saving grace from ending up in prison. And just maybe, we can do both at once,but I won't hope for it.

#71 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 10:53 PM

So this is the famous "Nooner"?

#70 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-11-16 10:52 PM | Reply | Flag:

No, it's a thread on the back page that gets published to the WWW. Anything else I an help you with?

#72 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 10:54 PM

No, it's a thread on the back page

So like the sewer got clogged and the ---- backs up into the house?

OK.

#73 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-11-16 11:26 PM

So like the sewer got clogged and the ---- backs up into the house?

OK.

#73 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-11-16 11:26 PM | Reply | Flag

I'll take your word for it.

#74 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 11:42 PM

Ask your dad about the goats... I'm sure he can come up with some guidance.
#47 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTURDS

You bragged about taking ivermectin to treat you intestinal parasites.

If anyone should keep their fantasy about banging livestock to themselves, it's you.

#75 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-16 11:43 PM

You bragged about taking ivermectin to treat you intestinal parasites.

If anyone should keep their fantasy about banging livestock to themselves, it's you.

#75 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-16 11:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

At least I don't acquire my intestinal parasites for pleasure.

#76 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-16 11:47 PM

I don't acquire my intestinal parasites for pleasure.
#76 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTURDS

Why do you acquire your intestinal parasites?

For the taste of that sweet sweet horse arse??

#77 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-16 11:51 PM

No It's just a viral thing that gets in the air... I keep my back door closed... speaking of back doors, have you seen Snoofy lately?

#78 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-17 12:12 AM

"The adults are now in control."

Lmao. As if there are any adults running either party these days.

#79 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-11-17 09:00 AM

@#78

Snoofy said he was taking a leave of absence, so to speak, a couple months ago.

#80 | Posted by shane at 2024-11-17 11:28 AM

Twoothy is clearly an incel and my guess is his wife divorced him for a younger guy she had been banging for years. That's the only explanation I can come up with as to why he's THIS miserable and furiously angry.

#81 | Posted by BellRinger at 2024-11-18 09:51 AM

#81 | Posted by BellRinger

Remember when Bellringer got pissed for people talking about his wife?

Pepperidge Farms remembers

#82 | Posted by Sycophant at 2024-11-18 10:56 AM

You mean the woman he raped, that one?

#66 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-16 10:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

#69 | Posted by lfthndthrds

You can always tell who gets their news from 4Chan memes and TikTok.

New York didn't prosecute Trump.

Trump was sued for Defamation.

The Jury found Trump didn't rape her by the definition used. The Judge later indicated it could still be defined under the broad meaning of Rape.

It is nice to see you trusting the Jury though. So obviously you must admit he did it?

#83 | Posted by Sycophant at 2024-11-18 10:59 AM

Are you calling the lying piece of ---- a hypocrite?!?

#84 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-11-18 11:01 AM

-Remember when Bellringer got pissed for people talking about his wife?

I remember you not giving a ----.

do you now?

#85 | Posted by eberly at 2024-11-18 11:06 AM

-Are you calling the lying piece of ---- a hypocrite?!?

He thinks you are one.

but he doesn't have the guts to type the words.

#86 | Posted by eberly at 2024-11-18 11:06 AM

" Remember when Bellringer got pissed for people talking about his wife?

Pepperidge Farms remembers

#82 | POSTED BY SYCOPHANT AT 2024-11-18 10:56 AM | FLAG: "

I haven't wished anything bad to happen to his ex. I haven't said anything disparaging about her. But, this is all a team sport to you, so consistent standards don't apply.

#87 | Posted by BellRinger at 2024-11-18 11:33 AM

" I remember you not giving a ----.

do you now?

#85 | POSTED BY EBERLY AT 2024-11-18 11:06 AM | FLAG: "

Of course he doesn't. Like the rest of the loonies this is purely a team sport for him. It's amazing what gets called out and what gets ignored on this site based solely upon the team. Nobody on the left ever calls out Twoothy or LegallyGivesHead for the vile and nasty stuff they constantly post but heaven forbid I choose not to be a punching bag and call Twoothy a moron. THAT is beyond the pale!

#88 | Posted by BellRinger at 2024-11-18 11:39 AM

- purely a team sport for him.

Says the Party over Country Republican who has pimped for a criminal traitor for at least a year now.

#89 | Posted by Corky at 2024-11-18 12:02 PM

POSTED BY BULLBRINGER

Wonder which of the half dozen trolls who use this username are logged in currently.

What a pointless username.

Not sure why anyone bothers reading it.

Not sure why RCade hasn't banned it after it announced it's nothing more than a collective of trolls.

#90 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-18 02:32 PM

Remember when BullBringer got pissed for people talking about his wife?

Pretty sure that was BullJohnson.

He bragged to everyone about how he prayed the gay away and married a woman to cement his sexual preference. The got upset when we all posted our condolences to her.

BullBringer is just a collective of incels.

#91 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-18 02:36 PM

Clownshack is a very dim man.

#92 | Posted by BellRinger at 2024-11-18 02:40 PM

Your collective users will need something more substantial than the pathetic drivel.

#93 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-11-18 02:43 PM

Your collective users will need something more substantial than the pathetic drivel.

#93 | POSTED BY CLOWNSHACK AT 2024-11-18 02:43 PM | REPLY | FLAG:

Like a butt sausage?

#94 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-18 07:46 PM

LMAO

#95 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-11-18 07:47 PM