Trump Says Don Jr. Will Visit Greenland

@#1 ... Trump also posted a video of a Greenland man in a red "Make America Great Again" hat encouraging the president-elect to buy the country.

Yeah, but how much did that person contribute to the Trump Inauguration?

The current threshold of contributions seems to be a cool million.

@#4 ... Trump is planning on taking on the Danish? ...

Yeah, if (when?) Denmark says "no," what then?

Does Pres-elect Trump then invade a NATO country?

Of course, I omit the part where Pres-elect Trump has said he wants to remove the US from NATO.

With that additional, I'll call it a ~complication~ in mind, what happens?

Long Beach Dub Allstars - Sunny Hours featuring. will.i.am< (2001)br />
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Lyrics excerpt ...

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...
Well I've strolled across some dance floors filled with girls all dressed in red
Pulled my foot from my mouth, answer back the things i've said
Wander through the valley of the shadow of the dead

Stumbled on this old sun dial, then these words I read

I only count the sunny hours, brightest hours of day

I never count the gloomy hours I let them slip away. And I realize I'm away
...

@#9 ... As soon as he gets a sharpie the world will be his. ...

Well, at least the members of his cult would be likely to believe those redrawn Sharpie borders.

August Campbell - I-95 ------- Song (1983)
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The 7" 45rpm single I have lists the artist as "August and the Spur of the Moment Band."

That aside, here are some lyrics ...

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...
Well I was driving down I-95 the other night
When somebody nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't going to do any good to get mad
So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this...

Were you bo-rn an -------, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ------- tonight

Yes you're an -------, and don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit, you're an ------- tonight

You were an ------- yesterday, you're an ------- tonight
And I've got a feeling, you'll be an ------- the rest of your life

And I was talking to your mother, just the other night
I told her I thought you were an -------, she said "yes, I think you're right"

And a-ll your friends are -------s, 'cause you've known them your whole life
And somebo-dy told me, you've got an ------- for a wife
...

(yeah, I don't expect these lyrics to pass the advertisers' check here ....)