US Sells 1,000 'Gold' Immigration Cards in One Day

Sunday, March 23, 2025

Grand goniff and billionaire Howard Lutnick, Trump's Commerce Secretary, announced that he secured $5 billion in a single day by selling 1,000 immigration gold cards, each valued at $5 million. Lutnick said that with a market of 37 million potential buyers, Trump is confident they can generate at least $5 trillion by selling one million of these exclusive cards. I didn't realize there were that many Russian oligarchs who will be buying condos in Trump properties.

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 05:32 PM | 23 COMMENTS | permalink

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Allowing unfettered asylum immigration was humiliating, made US look stupid the world over.

#8 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT

Maybe to America hating pieces of s%^* like you.

Maybe it's time you leave?

#1 | Posted by jpw at 2025-03-23 12:11 PM

Maybe to America hating pieces of s%^* like you.
Maybe it's time you leave?
#15 | Posted by jpw

Hate America?, lol.

You're letting people just walk into your country.

Is that how you treat your wife, just let people have a go at her.

Is that the type of love you're talking about?

#2 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-03-23 12:31 PM

Nobody wants to know your opinion, you stupid f^*%.

#3 | Posted by jpw at 2025-03-23 12:50 PM

#16 | Posted by oneironaut

Don't you think that your ethnicity and skin color are liabilities under current regime?

#4 | Posted by Zed at 2025-03-23 12:56 PM

If course? It didn't. What it purports to be isn't true.

#5 | Posted by jpw at 2025-03-23 02:21 PM

Who gets the money?

#4 | Posted by Zed at 2025-03-22 12:22 PM | Reply | Flag

Word on the street is Space X gets the money for rescuing the astronauts.

#6 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-03-23 08:15 PM

That's such an obvious lie.
There is no polling which supports this.

#13 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-03-23 08:59 AM | Reply | Flag:

You could always poll the DNC and ask them how the unfettered asylum immigration worked out for them in the election last Nov.

#7 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-03-23 08:19 PM

Is that how you treat your wife, just let people have a go at her.

Is that the type of love you're talking about?

#16 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-03-23 12:31 PM | Reply | Flag

Please don't get that sick mf started.

#8 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-03-23 08:22 PM

"unfettered asylum"

"Unfettered"?

What, does Vernon make a dictionary now?!?

#9 | Posted by Danforth at 2025-03-23 08:26 PM

The money should go into the U. S. sovereign investment fund, which could then invested in ventures such as "Truth Social" , Tesla, and to prop up $TRUMP coins. A certain percentage should go to Donald Trump for liscencing his name and imiage.

#10 | Posted by Charliecharles at 2025-03-23 08:40 PM

And these 'gold card' holders will be exempt from having to pay federal taxes on their foreign income, unlike American citizens. This means that they could move here, buy some mansion at one of Trump's golf resorts or a penthouse in one of his buildings, and live the life of an oligarch while enjoying all of the benefits of being an 'American', but without having to pay a single dime toward supporting any of it.

OCU

#11 | Posted by OCUser at 2025-03-23 09:59 PM

#25: Why is there anything wrong with that?

#12 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-03-23 10:08 PM

Respect the limited disk space, FFS.

#13 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2025-03-23 10:11 PM

There's so much wrong with this I don't know where to start. Once again, equal treatment under the law doesn't apply to this administration.

#14 | Posted by cbob at 2025-03-24 06:27 AM

#27

Take a long walk off a short pier, ------.

#15 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-03-24 08:12 PM

I am glad that I am unable to read the comments from the trolls and hacks who must be paid to waste our time on the Drudge Retort, or else why would they be here and not on conservative blogs? $$$$$$

#16 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-03-24 08:26 PM

I have questions ...

Who are buying these coins, and how have they been vetted?

But more important, this is A Good Thing ... why?

#17 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-03-24 08:30 PM

JPW is now simping for massive illegal migration? Dude is going off the deep end quick.

#18 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-03-24 09:42 PM

---- off idiot

#19 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-03-24 10:23 PM

You're a god-damned ------- moron, pal.

#20 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-03-24 10:24 PM

Allowing unfettered asylum immigration was humiliating, made US look stupid the world over.
#8 | Posted by oneironaut