Personal Request: I Need Your Most Offensive Spanish Insults

Sunday, August 03, 2025

I have neighbors who live too close to me, and it's a weird, multifaceted situation that has devolved over months: medical, legal, psychiatric, economic... . I am in a position to hurl the worst possible insults at them, and they can respond only to their own detriment. Now I'm on Medicare, so I'm perfectly willing to take a punch. The guy has already called me out. I stepped to the property line and said, "Come get me." And he backed off.

Posted by Dbt2 at 12:13 PM | 14 COMMENTS | permalink

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Please also provide enough of a translation that I can figure it out or go to the Google.

They are already building a muro de cabrones between us.

#1 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-08-03 12:14 PM

Do this... go to the nearest Army Surplus store (they still have those?) and get you a convincing ICE outfit.

That should do it.

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2025-08-03 01:50 PM

Personal Request: I Need Your Most Offensive Spanish Insults
Posted by Dbt2

Now is my time! Allow me to grace you with the extensive knowledge I gained through my in-depth Spanish language study over four years of high school:

[clears throat]
Donde es la zapateria? Mi caballo es rojo!

La migra esta acqui!

#3 | Posted by censored at 2025-08-03 01:51 PM

Tu madre...

#4 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-08-03 03:43 PM

Pendejo comes to mind.

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-03 04:41 PM

I once gave a yellow card (soccer) to a lad for descent. His coach demanded to know what he said. Coach, the card is for his tone, demeanor and gesturing. If I told you what I thought he said then I would have to give a straight red, do you want to go there? Hijo de puta comes to mind.

#6 | Posted by mattm at 2025-08-03 07:31 PM

Pinche cabrone - F**** goat.

Chinga tu madre - F*** your mother

Cayate -------- - Shut up slug

#7 | Posted by shoeless at 2025-08-03 11:11 PM

Cayate pinche perro - shut up you effing dog

Besame me bolas - kiss my balls

#8 | Posted by shoeless at 2025-08-03 11:13 PM

Thanks. I'm hearing pendejo from them all the time.

These folks are from Puerto Rico and have been in this area for decades. But the ICE thing could throw them.

#9 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-08-04 06:30 AM

Puerto Ricans are American citizens

#10 | Posted by truthhurts at 2025-08-04 06:35 AM

10. Yes, I know. The neighbor says she worked for Congress back in the 80s.

But they are quite paranoid. And

"When you're up to your lips in water, it only takes a ripple to drown you."

#11 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-08-04 06:56 AM

Naranja Pedo Pendejo

#12 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-05 10:24 AM

And for ----- sake, it's CALLATE. CALLATE. NOT CAYATE. Pinche pendejo hijo de la chingasa.

#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-05 10:54 AM

I work with a guy from Puerto Rico, not sure of the details of the beef but if you want to email me I'm sure he would be happy to come up with some regional and case specific insults.

If you just want generic insults you have a pretty decent list already.

#14 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2025-08-05 11:09 AM

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