Sunday, August 03, 2025

Personal Request: I Need Your Most Offensive Spanish Insults

I have neighbors who live too close to me, and it's a weird, multifaceted situation that has devolved over months: medical, legal, psychiatric, economic... . I am in a position to hurl the worst possible insults at them, and they can respond only to their own detriment. Now I'm on Medicare, so I'm perfectly willing to take a punch. The guy has already called me out. I stepped to the property line and said, "Come get me." And he backed off.

Comments

Please also provide enough of a translation that I can figure it out or go to the Google.

They are already building a muro de cabrones between us.

#1 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-08-03 12:14 PM

Do this... go to the nearest Army Surplus store (they still have those?) and get you a convincing ICE outfit.

That should do it.

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2025-08-03 01:50 PM

Personal Request: I Need Your Most Offensive Spanish Insults
Posted by Dbt2

Now is my time! Allow me to grace you with the extensive knowledge I gained through my in-depth Spanish language study over four years of high school:

[clears throat]
Donde es la zapateria? Mi caballo es rojo!

La migra esta acqui!

#3 | Posted by censored at 2025-08-03 01:51 PM

Tu madre...

#4 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-08-03 03:43 PM

Pendejo comes to mind.

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-03 04:41 PM

I once gave a yellow card (soccer) to a lad for descent. His coach demanded to know what he said. Coach, the card is for his tone, demeanor and gesturing. If I told you what I thought he said then I would have to give a straight red, do you want to go there? Hijo de puta comes to mind.

#6 | Posted by mattm at 2025-08-03 07:31 PM

Pinche cabrone - F**** goat.

Chinga tu madre - F*** your mother

Cayate chingado - Shut up slug

#7 | Posted by shoeless at 2025-08-03 11:11 PM

Cayate pinche perro - shut up you effing dog

Besame me bolas - kiss my balls

#8 | Posted by shoeless at 2025-08-03 11:13 PM

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