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I don't think Karma is going to let him off that easy but it's fun to speculate:

Here's mine:

1) Does Max Factor have enough makeup to make him look alive?

2) Can Melania shed tears on cue?

3) Would the Rotunda have to be painted gold?

4) Would Melania hold a big party at Mar-a-Lago?

5) Would J.D. Vance try to sell tickets to the viewing?

Oppps. One more . . .

6) Will Peter Thiel be passing out "Vote for Vance" campaign buttons at the funeral?

LAMP

"So, no wonder he's hiding ."

That and, if reports and video evidence is true, Trump called 3 press meetings in one day in the Oval Office, having forgotten the first two. It's reported that in the third meeting a reporter asked about the bombing of a hospital in Gaza. Trump didn't seem to know anything about it and started rambling about people in Los Angeles leaving their garage door open at night and the trunks of their cars unlocked.

One cannot help but suspect there's something serious going on that's being hidden from the public, especially since Vance thought it necessary to make a speech assuring the public that, "in the event of a tragedy," (his words) he is quite ready and capable of taking over the reins of governing.

So, as you said. No wonder he's in hiding.