It's amusing that people will believe unsubstantiated anything now.
Run with it, my little golem

You never did find Iraq's WMD, but you're still sure they existed!

Ten bucks says you still believe the Gulf of Tonkin incident happened too. en.wikipedia.org

#6 | Posted by snoofy

Please, tell me more about 'what I believe'...
Spoiler:none of it
...Except the eating cats and dogs part. That's true; I've seen the videos.

I like how the denials are technical-

Sharks patrol these waters
Sharks patrol these waters
Don't let your fingers dangle in the water
And don't you worry about the dayglow orange life preserver
It won't save you
It won't save you
Swim for the shores just as fast as your able
Swim like a ------------, swim!
Fast as that the scene shifts to now
The ever glorious now the ever present now
Drenched in flour and deep-fat-fried
And cooled on paper towels and then devoured
You know, I spent 15 years in a life raft
15 years in a life raft and now I got something to say
Stay in your life boats people
Stay in your life boats people
It's murder out there, murder out there
Sharks patrol these waters
Sharks patrol these waters, hey!
Don't you worry about the dayglow orange life preserver
It won't save you
It won't save you
Swim for the shores just as fast as your able, swim!

#15 | Posted by SpeakSoftly
So? IDGAF, women wet up for money. You didn' kno dis?

A word from today's sponsor: Elysian Space Dust IPA! It will knock your dick in the dirt!! Try some todayyy...

I'm just sad that poor plonkhappy Corky can't be here. I hope some repeaters include him in my melt!
Don't know why; I just like him, I bet he's cute and still has a youthful round butt.
Corky- this Space Dust is for you!

---- that fat bastard. Time to throw out the trash.

#18 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

Calm down, don't move the clots. Moving the clots is bad, mm-kay?