"Dear Vlad: Thank you so much for the well-timed drone incursion into the sovereignty of Poland. Now Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) and my AIPAC minions in the US Congress will howl over your transgression. This will completely cover up my transgression into the sovereignty of Qatar. This ought to fool the stupid American electorate so I can kill 75,000 Muslims in the Gaza Strip before the end of the year. (I'm at about 64,522 now).
Your Fellow War Criminal,
Bibi
PS: Aren't we both lucky to have that alte kaker in the White House?"