#3 TDS = Trump Devoted Sycophant

Time for some new material.

#6 Oh, there you are.

You are the living, breathing example of Poe's Law:

Poe's law is an adage of Internet culture which states that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent (such as an emoticon, tone indicator like "/s", or explicit declaration), it is impossible to distinguish between a sincere expression of extremist views and a parody or satire of those views.

#14 Thank you so much for detailing your issues of being gullible and delusional.

What I said about you in my #11 stands.

Care to dispute it?

Point-by-point?

Or do you just want to continue to ridicule your own side, like the older white woman, wearing a Trump T-shirt, also wearing a COVID mask with a replica of a (rather large) black phallus + --------- (and black -----, natch)?

#15 Awwww, he reads my stuff!

#15 Sorry, charlie, but 35,000+ lies (and counting) from the anus-mouth president is not "old material."

So long as his lips are moving, he's lying.

That's just about as fresh material as one can get.

#23 I am gainfully retired.

Now, why are you refusing to dispute my #11?

Can't?

Or won't?

#25 Mad and angry? You're joking, right? Watching you gullible and delusional fools defending a pedophile is immensely entertaining.

Watching you gullible and delusional fools pretending the orange anus-mouth is anything but a gimp is grab-the-popcorn entertainment.

And, as for being dishonest: Prove that, you older white woman, wearing a Trump T-shirt, also wearing a COVID mask with a replica of a (rather large) black phallus + --------- (and black -----, natch), while defending the Trump.

Prove that.

Your turn.

You know you can't help yourself.

#23 You said I don't steal employers time..."

And now you're claiming that you are retired too, but sanctimoniously claimed that everyone on the left are stealing "employers time."

And it isn't 6 Saturdays and a Sunday.

Don't you know: To a dog, every day is Saturday.

#28 The Retort's very own old white woman who wears a Trump T-shirt and also wears a COVID mask with a replica of a (rather large) black phallus + --------- (and black -----, natch), while defending the Trump.

That would be you, ---------------------------------.

#38 A billion dollar "free" 747?

Crypto.

Give us a break from your lackluster gaslight attempts, onewithanabsolutelyf*qedhandle.

#40 Excusing pedophilia.

Now excusing misogyny.

Is there now level in which this bj boi will sink?

#44

You're the clearance-sticker end-cap sex doll at a Dollar Tree for dictators with erectile dysfunction. Glossy-eyed, hollow-headed, and shrink-wrapped in synthetic virtue. The only thing missing is a pull string that screams Fake News' and moans Jesus saves' on loop.

You are not defending a leader. You are fluffing a decaying sex-crime jack-o'-lantern who gets turned on by his own reflection like it's a fetish site login, and whose idea of statesmanship is shrieking witch hunt with the sweaty, irradiated confidence of a nuclear ------- in gold leaf.

#44 You really said "Trump doesn't pull his punches."?

You are the mouth mule version of chewing tinfoil in a lightning storm. A praise-clapping spin puppet for indicted demagogues in designer diapers. A pearl-clutching political mascot who thinks Jesus died so you could expense your lashes and write off gaslighting as ministry.

You defend a man whose name is all over the Epstein files. A man who moved Epstein's madam to a luxury prison spa. A man found liable for sexual abuse in civil court. A man who bragged about grabbing women by the ----- and then called a woman "piggy" for asking him a question he didn't like. And you called that refreshing.

You are the same woman who looked into a camera and called an Epstein survivor a "so-called victim," complete with air quotes so sharp they could've circumcised a conscience. A woman who took her own life last year after crawling out of a billionaire-funded hellscape. And you packaged that trauma into a punchline. You called it a "Democratic hoax," like court transcripts were fan fiction and pain was a liberal marketing strategy.