Tuesday, October 21, 2025

'Athletically allergic' ICE recruits flunking out

President Donald Trump's administration is grappling with an embarrassing setback in their plans for a recruitment surge of deportation officers, reported The Atlantic on Monday: tons of the people applying can't do the basic fitness test. Now, because Trump officials have signficantly eased the hiring process, many people who cannot do even light exercise are getting job offers that may have to be revoked or altered once they get to the training facility, said the report: "An email from ICE headquarters to the agency's top officials on October 5 lamented that 'a considerable amount of athletically allergic candidates' had been showing up to the academy; they had 'misrepresented' their physical condition on application forms. The email directed leaders at ICE's field offices to conduct preliminary fitness exams with new recruits before sending them to the academy."

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...President Donald Trump's administration is grappling with an embarrassing setback in their plans for a recruitment surge of deportation officers, reported The Atlantic on Monday: tons of the people applying can't do the basic fitness test.

"More than a third have failed so far, four officials told me, impeding the agency's plan to hire, train, and deploy 10,000 deportation officers by January. To pass, recruits must do 15 push-ups and 32 sit-ups, and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes," reported Nick Miroff. "'It's pathetic,' one career [Immigration and Customs Enforcement] official told me, adding that before now, a typical class of 40 recruits had only a couple of candidates fail, because the screening process was more rigorous."

Now, because Trump officials have signficantly eased the hiring process, many people who cannot do even light exercise are getting job offers that may have to be revoked or altered once they get to the training facility, said the report: "An email from ICE headquarters to the agency's top officials on October 5 lamented that 'a considerable amount of athletically allergic candidates' had been showing up to the academy; they had 'misrepresented' their physical condition on application forms. The email directed leaders at ICE's field offices to conduct preliminary fitness exams with new recruits before sending them to the academy." ...


#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-10-21 01:54 AM

 

The Proud Boys did not seem to provide all the recruits Pres Trump wanted for his personal militia?

So sad.


#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-10-21 02:03 AM

The other problem this idiotic mass ICE recruitment caused is FLETC was forced to reduce training slots for investigators from other agencies, like the OIGs, FWS, USDA, NASA, IRS, NCIS etc. US Army began sending Counterintelligence (CI) agents to FLETC which may have been also impacted. DEA and Postal Inspectors train outside FLETC, so they were not affected, like the FBI.

Worst. Administration. Ever.

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-10-21 02:06 AM

La Migra always hired well over its quota of dolts, dropouts, and bums.
Under Trump, recruitment standards have been lowered even more.
So who are they recruiting to terrorize us?
People who go armed and masked, permitted to detain and harass anyone speaking Spanish.
On Sepulveda in Los Angeles in California, north of San Diego, south of Santa Barbara, in a state with its capital at Sacramento.

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-10-21 05:40 AM

Fat, drunk, and stupid is EXACTLY what DHS is looking for.

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-10-21 10:04 AM

I can WALK a mile and a half in 15 minutes. Pathetic.

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-10-21 10:05 AM

They couldn't get in the military so they tried to be cops. They couldn't be cops so they tried to be prison guards. They couldn't hack it as prison guards so they joined ICE. They can't run a mile or do a pushup.

#7 | Posted by qcp at 2025-10-21 10:47 AM

they had 'misrepresented' their physical condition on application forms.

No, they didn't.

These people are just losers with high opinions of themselves and don't realize what skidmarks on society's underwear they are.

That's why they're attracted to things like neo Naziism and "trad wives." Without force, they're still just the last kids to be picked for dodge ball.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2025-10-21 11:06 AM

They couldn't get in the military so they tried to be cops. They couldn't be cops so they tried to be prison guards. They couldn't hack it as prison guards so they joined ICE. They can't run a mile or do a pushup.

#7 | Posted by qcp

Yup. Losers looking for a way to hammer on defenseless people to take out their bitterness and anger.

#9 | Posted by jpw at 2025-10-21 11:09 AM

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