#5 Well, m*therf*ck*r, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman!

You "proved" that a picture of the Trump's MRI as a "Rose's Can of Pork Brains with Milk Gravy" isn't really, well, real.

Did you really think that your equally-sarcastic graphic was supposed to impress?

Really, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?

#8 Not really sure why you're focused on the human sewage disposal system.

Something from your infancy and a fascination with bowel movements?

Or was it that you were never properly potty trained, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?

Not too many other options, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

So, which is it, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?

#10 You're admitting that you're human sewage?

It was obvious.

Thanks for the verification from the source.

You're a real personable sengepanne.

And I mean that in all sincerity...

...and love for the season.

#12 That's it?

That's your "retort"?

Did you just call that in?

Or is your fascination with fecal matter clouding what's left of your "intellect"?

Inquiring minds want to know, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

Plus, are your buttons really this

#12 Oh, there you are, nuttige idioot

#14 Oh, there you are, idjota utli

#14 Oh, there you are, bangai bermanfaat

#14 Still dead after all these years.

Thank you for asking, kumpleto nga buang nga wala makahibalo sang iya sphincter gikan sa isa ka buho sa duta.

#19 Whatever tickles your cl*t, completo idiota preocupasqa penisninpa miniscule tamaonmanta, hinaspan huk trans cambiota qhawarishan chaylla an hina, tukukuypi, puusqa kananpaq..

#19 Translation:

-.-. --- -- .--. .-.. . - . / .. -.. .. --- - / -.-. --- -. -.-. . .-. -. . -.. / .- -... --- ..- - / - .... . / -- .. -. .. ... -.-. ..- .-.. . / ... .. --.. . / --- ..-. / .... .. ... / .--. . -. .. ... --..-- / .- -. -.. / .. ... / -.-. --- -. ... .. -.. . .-. .. -. --. / .- / - .-. .- -. ... / -.-. .... .- -. --. . / .- ... / - .... . / --- -. .-.. -.-- / .-- .- -.-- / --- ..-. --..-- / ..-. .. -. .- .-.. .-.. -.-- --..-- / --. . - - .. -. --. / .-.. .- .. -.. .-.-.- .-.-.-

You're welcome, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#19 Not sure why you believe that necrophilia is "...'useful,' especially to railway workers."

Is there something you'd like to share with the class, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?

Thank you for constantly flagging my comments "Funny"

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It helps the algorithm boost the visibility of said comments, but it also helps to elevate said comments to the "Recently Flagged Comments" section, where the visibility is further enhanced.

Thank you for your kind support, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#24 You're trying way too hard, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

If you have to explain it, you've failed.

Next?

Thank you for constantly flagging my comments "Funny"

Flagged Funny by sentinel

Thank you for your kind support, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#24 Railway workers know how to run a train on a woman who has been dead now for decades?

You're really not trying very hard...

...heck, you're not trying at all.

#28 Still a hit-and-a-miss.

Why do you think a woman dead for decades now would be of use to those who run railways?

Oh, do try harder, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#30 You're still just calling it in.

How would a woman dead for decades now "moan"?

Or is this projection on your part?

A bheil do phiobair cho beag is gu bheil thu a' tionndadh gu bhith a' tmailteachadh bhoireannaich a tha air a bhith marbh airson deicheadan? Nach urrainn dhut smachd a chumail air na sgaoilidhean neo-chomasach a tha a' sruthadh a-mach?

#30 Cha robh peanas do mhthar gu ler airson d' athair a shsachadh, agus mar sin thionndaidh i a h-aire ort, a dhuine gun mhothachadh, le sgh-ubhal ridh-eanchainn.

Ciamar a bha e a bhith air do tholladh le peanas do mhthar ghrdhaich?

#30 De penis van je moeder was niet genoeg om je vader te bevredigen, dus richtte ze haar aandacht op jou, de onbewuste gladde appelmoes van een mens.

Hoe voelde het om gepenetreerd te worden door de penis van je geliefde moeder?

#30 Der Penis deiner Mutter reichte deinem Vater nicht, um ihn zu befriedigen, also wandte sie sich dir zu, du gefhlloses, hirnloses Menschenkind.

Wie fhlte es sich an, von dem Penis deiner geliebten Mutter penetriert zu werden?

#35 I am unsure why you think this "HANS" business is so important to you.

Care to explain how this critical "epiphany" of yours makes any difference?

If, as you can never prove, I am "HANS," then so what?

And, if you can never prove I am "HANS," then again, so what?

Remind us (and others here) why that's so important to you, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#35 Besides, you ignorantes Arschloch, the opinion on who I am has already been rendered...

#68,
What a bitch you are.
Why did it take RCADE so long to bring out this alter ego? I don't even remember you from the past. You are one of the handles RCADE must have used back in the day.
I'm willing to bet you are RCADE.

#78 | Posted by boaz at 2025-11-19 09:38 PM

#35 Quite obviously, your number is well known around here, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman ...

Sentinel picks dumb hills to die on. "Randomly confrontational over nothing of value." indeed.

#31 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-11-29 10:57 PM

#35 You must, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman, ...

You must, you must, you must improve your bust ...

I'm willing to bet you are RCADE.
#78 | POSTED BY BOAZ
I thought Corky was Rcade. Or Danni.
Wait. Maybe I'm Rcade!

WE are all Rcade!

#98 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-20 11:24 AM | Reply | Flag:
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Has anyone noticed that Rcade and Boaz have almost the same number of letters in their names?
That's enough for any rwing conspiracy theory!

#99 | Posted by Corky at 2025-11-20 11:40 AM | Reply | Flag:
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#41 Your mom had a busy night last night, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?

You're just too much for her to handle?

#44 My dear ole mom died more than 2 decades ago.

You, of course, know that... right?

So, is your interest geriatric sex ...

... or necrophilia?

Or are you particularly into very old corpses for your sexual satisfaction?

As I said earlier,

Invest in some etiquette classes and, perhaps, a dance lesson or two.

The chicks will love you for it.

Kinda like taking Home Ec in high school as a guy in the 1970s...

...or typing classes...

...or the guy who hangs out in maternity wards because, after all, it is obvious that they do it.

Or the guy in the early 1980s, at the Crown Lounge, with his "I'm A Playboy Photographer" printed-at-home business cards ...

Your frustration levels will increase or decrease exponentially.

Your choice. But guaranteed.

You are most welcome, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#47 #48

You've got me under your skin
You've got me deep in the heart of you
So deep in your heart that I'm really a part of you
You've got me under your skin