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Friday, November 28, 2025

Walter Reed Army Medical Center (WRAMC) released imagery of what they discovered from the recent MRI brain scan they conducted on the 47th President of the United States.

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I clicked, nice 'made you look' moment in an Onion sort of manner. well played

#1 | Posted by mattm at 2025-11-28 10:34 AM | Reply

"The doctors found what in Trumpf's skull?"


#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-28 02:31 PM | Reply

www.killersites.com

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-11-28 02:56 PM | Reply

Does ---- show up in an MRI?

#4 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-11-28 03:10 PM | Reply

Hoax.

ars.els-cdn.com

#5 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 07:05 PM | Reply

www.neilstrauss.com

yes, at least on xray

#6 | Posted by mattm at 2025-11-29 07:12 PM | Reply

#5 Well, m*therf*ck*r, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman!

You "proved" that a picture of the Trump's MRI as a "Rose's Can of Pork Brains with Milk Gravy" isn't really, well, real.

Did you really think that your equally-sarcastic graphic was supposed to impress?

Really, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?

#7 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 07:17 PM | Reply

Looks like someone had a nerve touched in their sphincter.

#8 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 07:54 PM | Reply

#8 Not really sure why you're focused on the human sewage disposal system.

Something from your infancy and a fascination with bowel movements?

Or was it that you were never properly potty trained, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?

Not too many other options, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

So, which is it, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?

#9 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 07:59 PM | Reply

^^^ "human sewage"

#10 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 08:04 PM | Reply

#10 You're admitting that you're human sewage?

It was obvious.

Thanks for the verification from the source.

You're a real personable sengepanne.

And I mean that in all sincerity...

...and love for the season.

#11 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:10 PM | Reply

"sengepanne"

I had to search the internet to find out what this meant. Pictures of Han's mom came up.

#12 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 08:15 PM | Reply

#12 That's it?

That's your "retort"?

Did you just call that in?

Or is your fascination with fecal matter clouding what's left of your "intellect"?

Inquiring minds want to know, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

Plus, are your buttons really this

#13 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:19 PM | Reply

How is mom doing?

#14 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 08:22 PM | Reply

#12 Oh, there you are, nuttige idioot

#15 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:22 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#14 Oh, there you are, idjota utli

#16 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:23 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#14 Oh, there you are, bangai bermanfaat

#17 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:24 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#14 Still dead after all these years.

Thank you for asking, kumpleto nga buang nga wala makahibalo sang iya sphincter gikan sa isa ka buho sa duta.

#18 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:27 PM | Reply

"#14 Still dead after all these years."

But still "useful", especially to railway workers.

BTW, thanks for confirming that you are, in fact, Hans.

#19 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 08:30 PM | Reply

#19 Whatever tickles your cl*t, completo idiota preocupasqa penisninpa miniscule tamaonmanta, hinaspan huk trans cambiota qhawarishan chaylla an hina, tukukuypi, puusqa kananpaq..

#20 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:33 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#19 Translation:

-.-. --- -- .--. .-.. . - . / .. -.. .. --- - / -.-. --- -. -.-. . .-. -. . -.. / .- -... --- ..- - / - .... . / -- .. -. .. ... -.-. ..- .-.. . / ... .. --.. . / --- ..-. / .... .. ... / .--. . -. .. ... --..-- / .- -. -.. / .. ... / -.-. --- -. ... .. -.. . .-. .. -. --. / .- / - .-. .- -. ... / -.-. .... .- -. --. . / .- ... / - .... . / --- -. .-.. -.-- / .-- .- -.-- / --- ..-. --..-- / ..-. .. -. .- .-.. .-.. -.-- --..-- / --. . - - .. -. --. / .-.. .- .. -.. .-.-.- .-.-.-

You're welcome, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#21 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:36 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#19 Not sure why you believe that necrophilia is "...'useful,' especially to railway workers."

Is there something you'd like to share with the class, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?

#22 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 09:02 PM | Reply

Thank you for constantly flagging my comments "Funny"

Flagged Funny by sentinel

It helps the algorithm boost the visibility of said comments, but it also helps to elevate said comments to the "Recently Flagged Comments" section, where the visibility is further enhanced.

Thank you for your kind support, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#23 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 09:32 PM | Reply

Railway workers know how to run a train...

On your mom.

#24 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 09:37 PM | Reply

#24 You're trying way too hard, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

If you have to explain it, you've failed.

Next?

#25 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 09:39 PM | Reply

Thank you for constantly flagging my comments "Funny"


Flagged Funny by sentinel

It helps the algorithm boost the visibility of said comments, but it also helps to elevate said comments to the "Recently Flagged Comments" section, where the visibility is further enhanced.

Thank you for your kind support, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#26 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 09:40 PM | Reply

#24 Railway workers know how to run a train on a woman who has been dead now for decades?

You're really not trying very hard...

...heck, you're not trying at all.

#27 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 09:42 PM | Reply

"way too hard"

That's what she said. :-)

#28 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 09:42 PM | Reply

#28 Still a hit-and-a-miss.

Why do you think a woman dead for decades now would be of use to those who run railways?

Oh, do try harder, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#29 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 09:44 PM | Reply

"Oh, do try harder"

...she moaned.

#30 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 09:47 PM | Reply

#30 You're still just calling it in.

How would a woman dead for decades now "moan"?

Or is this projection on your part?

A bheil do phiobair cho beag is gu bheil thu a' tionndadh gu bhith a' tmailteachadh bhoireannaich a tha air a bhith marbh airson deicheadan? Nach urrainn dhut smachd a chumail air na sgaoilidhean neo-chomasach a tha a' sruthadh a-mach?

#31 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 09:53 PM | Reply

#30 Cha robh peanas do mhthar gu ler airson d' athair a shsachadh, agus mar sin thionndaidh i a h-aire ort, a dhuine gun mhothachadh, le sgh-ubhal ridh-eanchainn.

Ciamar a bha e a bhith air do tholladh le peanas do mhthar ghrdhaich?

#32 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 09:58 PM | Reply

#30 De penis van je moeder was niet genoeg om je vader te bevredigen, dus richtte ze haar aandacht op jou, de onbewuste gladde appelmoes van een mens.

Hoe voelde het om gepenetreerd te worden door de penis van je geliefde moeder?

#33 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 10:00 PM | Reply

#30 Der Penis deiner Mutter reichte deinem Vater nicht, um ihn zu befriedigen, also wandte sie sich dir zu, du gefhlloses, hirnloses Menschenkind.

Wie fhlte es sich an, von dem Penis deiner geliebten Mutter penetriert zu werden?

#34 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 10:01 PM | Reply

Remind us again, why can't you post under your old HANS handle anymore?

#35 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 10:19 PM | Reply

#35 I am unsure why you think this "HANS" business is so important to you.

Care to explain how this critical "epiphany" of yours makes any difference?

If, as you can never prove, I am "HANS," then so what?

And, if you can never prove I am "HANS," then again, so what?

Remind us (and others here) why that's so important to you, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#36 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 10:26 PM | Reply

#35 Besides, you ignorantes Arschloch, the opinion on who I am has already been rendered...

#68,
What a bitch you are.
Why did it take RCADE so long to bring out this alter ego? I don't even remember you from the past. You are one of the handles RCADE must have used back in the day.
I'm willing to bet you are RCADE.

#78 | Posted by boaz at 2025-11-19 09:38 PM

#37 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 10:43 PM | Reply

#35 Quite obviously, your number is well known around here, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman ...

Sentinel picks dumb hills to die on. "Randomly confrontational over nothing of value." indeed.

#31 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-11-29 10:57 PM

#38 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 11:06 PM | Reply

#35 You must, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman, ...

You must, you must, you must improve your bust ...

I'm willing to bet you are RCADE.
#78 | POSTED BY BOAZ
I thought Corky was Rcade. Or Danni.
Wait. Maybe I'm Rcade!

WE are all Rcade!

#98 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-20 11:24 AM | Reply | Flag:
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Has anyone noticed that Rcade and Boaz have almost the same number of letters in their names?
That's enough for any rwing conspiracy theory!

#99 | Posted by Corky at 2025-11-20 11:40 AM | Reply | Flag:
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#39 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 11:19 PM | Reply

Once rubes get near enough to his thoughts they're unable to escape:

Trump's Brain Scan

#40 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-11-30 01:55 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Mom had a very busy night last night.

#41 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-30 07:19 AM | Reply

#41 Your mom had a busy night last night, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?

You're just too much for her to handle?

#42 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-30 07:57 AM | Reply

#43 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-30 08:16 AM | Reply

She's too much for any one person to handle. That's why people were lined up around the block. It was strange she insisted they all wear lederhosen and other Bavarian attire, and she greeted everyone as Hans, but it made her happy, at least until the sun came up.

#44 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-30 08:22 AM | Reply

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