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WRAMC Releases Imagery of Dummkopf Trumpf's Brain MRI Scan
Walter Reed Army Medical Center (WRAMC) released imagery of what they discovered from the recent MRI brain scan they conducted on the 47th President of the United States.
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I clicked, nice 'made you look' moment in an Onion sort of manner. well played
#1 | Posted by mattm at 2025-11-28 10:34 AM | Reply
"The doctors found what in Trumpf's skull?"
#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-28 02:31 PM | Reply
www.killersites.com
#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-11-28 02:56 PM | Reply
Does ---- show up in an MRI?
#4 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-11-28 03:10 PM | Reply
Hoax.
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#5 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 07:05 PM | Reply
www.neilstrauss.com
yes, at least on xray
#6 | Posted by mattm at 2025-11-29 07:12 PM | Reply
#5 Well, m*therf*ck*r, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman!
You "proved" that a picture of the Trump's MRI as a "Rose's Can of Pork Brains with Milk Gravy" isn't really, well, real.
Did you really think that your equally-sarcastic graphic was supposed to impress?
Really, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?
#7 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 07:17 PM | Reply
Looks like someone had a nerve touched in their sphincter.
#8 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 07:54 PM | Reply
#8 Not really sure why you're focused on the human sewage disposal system.
Something from your infancy and a fascination with bowel movements?
Or was it that you were never properly potty trained, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?
Not too many other options, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.
So, which is it, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?
#9 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 07:59 PM | Reply
^^^ "human sewage"
#10 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 08:04 PM | Reply
#10 You're admitting that you're human sewage?
It was obvious.
Thanks for the verification from the source.
You're a real personable sengepanne.
And I mean that in all sincerity...
...and love for the season.
#11 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:10 PM | Reply
"sengepanne"
I had to search the internet to find out what this meant. Pictures of Han's mom came up.
#12 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 08:15 PM | Reply
#12 That's it?
That's your "retort"?
Did you just call that in?
Or is your fascination with fecal matter clouding what's left of your "intellect"?
Inquiring minds want to know, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.
Plus, are your buttons really this
#13 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:19 PM | Reply
How is mom doing?
#14 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 08:22 PM | Reply
#12 Oh, there you are, nuttige idioot
#15 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:22 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
#14 Oh, there you are, idjota utli
#16 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:23 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
#14 Oh, there you are, bangai bermanfaat
#17 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:24 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
#14 Still dead after all these years.
Thank you for asking, kumpleto nga buang nga wala makahibalo sang iya sphincter gikan sa isa ka buho sa duta.
#18 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:27 PM | Reply
"#14 Still dead after all these years."
But still "useful", especially to railway workers.
BTW, thanks for confirming that you are, in fact, Hans.
#19 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-29 08:30 PM | Reply
#19 Whatever tickles your cl*t, completo idiota preocupasqa penisninpa miniscule tamaonmanta, hinaspan huk trans cambiota qhawarishan chaylla an hina, tukukuypi, puusqa kananpaq..
#20 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:33 PM | Reply
#19 Translation:
-.-. --- -- .--. .-.. . - . / .. -.. .. --- - / -.-. --- -. -.-. . .-. -. . -.. / .- -... --- ..- - / - .... . / -- .. -. .. ... -.-. ..- .-.. . / ... .. --.. . / --- ..-. / .... .. ... / .--. . -. .. ... --..-- / .- -. -.. / .. ... / -.-. --- -. ... .. -.. . .-. .. -. --. / .- / - .-. .- -. ... / -.-. .... .- -. --. . / .- ... / - .... . / --- -. .-.. -.-- / .-- .- -.-- / --- ..-. --..-- / ..-. .. -. .- .-.. .-.. -.-- --..-- / --. . - - .. -. --. / .-.. .- .. -.. .-.-.- .-.-.-
You're welcome, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.
#21 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-29 08:36 PM | Reply
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