A bloated wannabe Liberace compere, time tripping from the 1970s, and a faded Slovenian "model" puttin' on the Ritz?
Ensh*ttification continues apace.

Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!
Fielding Mellish: What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?