Saturday, February 14, 2026

Bugsy Patel Locates Savannah Guthrie

Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Guthrie had at last been located. "This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did not appear to be injured or even malnourished in any way," said Patel, adding that cooperation from state and local law enforcement had been instrumental in leaving no stone unturned in the search for the missing Today show anchor. "Analysis of thousands of hours of recent footage positioned her repeatedly at NBC Studios at Rockefeller Center in Manhattan, and we were able to further pinpoint her whereabouts with the help of many, many ordinary Americans who called our tip line to report seeing her enter and exit the building where she was eventually found.

Comments

I'm not going to take his word for it.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-02-14 01:51 PM

Savannah Guthrie had at last been located.

Well done! Now can they find her mother?

#2 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-02-14 02:09 PM

"Bugsy Patel Locates Savannah Guthrie"

But still no word on the whereabouts of Arlo Guthrie.

#3 | Posted by censored at 2026-02-14 06:45 PM

Check the City of New Orleans

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-02-14 07:28 PM

Most likely he can be found at Alice's Restaurant.

Because you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-02-14 07:32 PM

you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.

#5 | Posted by donnerboy

Excepting Alice.

#6 | Posted by Zed at 2026-02-14 07:42 PM

This is a humorous Onion article.

#7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-02-15 06:35 AM

This whole Guthrie thing is just the MSM's way of keeping the Epstein files off the top headline as much as possible.

#8 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-02-15 11:40 PM

Virginia Giuffre was interviewed by Savannah Guthrie in 2019 on Dateline.
So it's not unreasonable to think this is payback.

And it does do a nice job of keeping the fact that the world is run by pedophiles out of the news.
Even as it's probably the pedophiles who are doing this.

#9 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-02-16 12:00 AM

@#8 ... This whole Guthrie thing is just the MSM's way of keeping the Epstein files off the top headline as much as possible. ...

I remain to be convinced of that assertion.

Whats yer got?


#10 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-02-16 12:25 AM

still smells....

Michael Feldman is involved in some way, shape or form.

and you can book that.

#11 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-02-16 10:32 AM

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